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And Welcome to another Sarcastic News radio show.
I am so delighted to be here.
My name is Justin Cross and I am glad.
I'm so glad to be here live at the Skid Row Studios in the heart of LA's fake Rolex district.
I'm here with Sarcastic News contributors, Chris Boley, Mark Hamelman, Michael Lorenzo-Porter, and we will also be interviewing tonight very special guests, human rights activists and journalist, Corey Hill will be joining us.
First off though, we begin with a segment called Fun Control.
Oh, I'm, wait, shit.
It says Gun Control.
It's happened a couple of weeks ago, actually.
The F is right next to the G on the keyboard.
And I just, easy mistake.
I'm telling you, it happens.
But anywho, it might as well be called Fun Control, folks.
Because apparently the US people care more about Justin Bieber's newest tattoo, apparently an artist rendering of Selena Gomez from what I hear, over the failure of the Senate to pass background check regulation.
Now that's right in a poll released this past week from the Washington Post and the Pew Research Center.
Only 47%.
And only 1% of respondents said that they were, quote, disappointed or angry.
Disappointed or angry that the Senate failed to pass background check legislation that would extend to gun shows and online sales.
Mind you, prior to this bill going forward through Congress, 90% of Americans were in favor of it.
And according to, this is according to the Huffington Post, more people agree on background checks than apple pie, kittens, baseball, and child labor laws.
That's actually true.
And it's easy to ask, like, what's wrong with our government?
It's a very easy question to ask, what's wrong with our government?
But here's what I want to know.
Has the media done enough on the gun debate?
Now, I mean, what have they done well at?
It's coming up, here's what they have done well at, is coming up with pun-tastic headlines.
Very pun-tastic.
I was doing research for this, and I actually decided to contribute some headlines myself.
So, to the gun control debate, this is what I'm contributing.
First of all, I have here, gun control shot down.
Right here, then I have, guns spelled backward is NUG, let pot, guns, and freedom ring.
Secondly here, I have, or thirdly here, I have, shoot first, don't ever ask any questions later.
Then here, I have, the only silver bullet for a bullet is an empty Coors Light cam, propped up on a chair in your backyard.
We have, passing legislation against a gun wouldn't be fun, so go sit in the sun, you cowardly jackass Senator.
And finally, don't lose hope!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
New gun control build.
A target machine gun, military style, high impact water pistols.
Those are keepers.
Those are good, huh?
Thank you.
By the way, we are going to, in just a few minutes, we're going to play a little fun game.
We have the NFL draft today.
So feel free to call in 800-893-9562.
That's 800-893-9562 to Skid Row Studios.
And we will be taking some calls.
You can play along with us on that game.
I swear though, with this gun control stuff, the question to me still remains, will we actually see real gun control reform?
I don't know if you guys heard about this.
Democrats in Colorado responded by introducing more gun legislation that would require domestic violence offenders to surrender their firearms, create a task force to study ways to prevent those with mental health problems from obtaining guns, and it would ban gun owners from obtaining a concealed carry permit via an online class.
Because apparently, that's right, you can now, you can now obtain a degree in gun ownership from the University of Phoenix.
You can literally print out a concealed weapons permit from Isuzu Pacific.
Your parents, your friends, your family, they can all celebrate your accomplishments from the comfort of your bedroom.
You can attend your gun graduation in your pajamas.
And yes, that's right, you can celebrate by firing your legal pistols wildly in the air.
Now I got to move on, because today the five living presidents were together.
Jimmy Carter, George Bush I, Bill Clinton, Bush II, and Obama.
And they were all there to celebrate the inauguration of the George W.
Bush Library in Dallas, Texas.
And joining the event via satellite from heaven was Ronald Reagan, and via teleconference straight from the far depths of hell was Richard Nixon.
Now, as many of you may know, the inauguration of the Library Bank brings back to light the controversial presidency of George W.
Bush.
However, Bush did admit earlier this week to CNN's John King that the library attempts to spin the present in a more positive light.
Among highlights of the library include the minutes following, it's actually, it's commentary of the minutes following 9-11, the days following 9-11, the weeks following 9-11, and a constant campaign to shape the public's opinion by mentioning the 9-11 attacks.
Also, in bringing the band back together moment, the Bush Library will also feature monuments, pictures, and get this recorded commentary from big, famous players from the most infamous events that include Hurricane Katrina and the Iraq War.
In the Hurricane Katrina exhibit, former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin actually constructed, this is true, a 12-foot high monument of the city made completely from Hershey bars in order to signify, in his own words, a chocolate city.
Keeping the theme of sweets in the monument though, you can also see a chiseled nougat image of George W.
Bush talking to former FEMA director, Mike Brown.
In it is a recording of Bush's speech, Bush's infamous words, you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.
I think we actually have a recording of that right now.
You got that, Nick?
Oh, here it is.
Wait, that's not it.
That's just a copy.
Again, I wanna thank you all for, and Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
The FEMA director's working 24 hours a day.
Roll that one more time for me.
I like that one.
Again, I wanna thank you all for, and Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
The FEMA director's working 24 hours a day.
24 goddamn seven.
Did he say FEMA?
I think he did.
I think he said FEMA.
That FEMA director.
He sounded me like trying to do the Asusia Pacific joke.
And finally, today in sports, the NFL draft began just a couple hours ago.
And unlike last year's draft, this year's is without much, but I think it's a great day to be here.
I think it's a great day to be here.
Well, you know, you know you gotta work on your own style.
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created by rising stars such as Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III.
Instead, this year's draft is full of offensive and defensive linemen, otherwise known as fat guys.
And to provide an example, the first five players drafted tonight, this is true, were over 430 pounds, or if you didn't know, the equivalent of a pregnant Kim Kardashian.
Boom!
And with more on the NFL and more analysis, we turn it to sarcastic news contributor Chris Bowling.
That Kardashian joke was brutal.
Thanks, man.
It's really because she's fat.
It's true, yeah.
She's only one month in.
Give it some time.
She might hit 600.
All right.
Well, yeah, so in the spirit of the NFL draft, I have prepared some questions, some know your NFL draft trivia that we're going to go through right now.
So I've got five questions that I'm going to pose to you guys as well as our listeners out there in the broadcast universe.
Are you guys ready for question number one?
Let's go.
Let's do it.
All right.
We're going to start off real serious here with question number one.
True or false?
Mel Kuyper's hair has its own Twitter handle and Facebook page.
Mel Kuyper being, of course, the broadcaster who's been covering the NFL draft since 1925, I believe.
This is Mel Kuyper Jr. Oh, yes, of course.
Father, rest in peace.
I want to clarify.
All right.
So true or false?
You guys have any?
I'm going true.
True.
I'm going to say true.
True?
I'm going to say true.
You guys are correct.
And a bonus follow-up, the tagline of Mel Kuyper's hair Twitter handle is 99% gel, 1% Mel.
That's right.
Oh, man.
All right.
Question number two.
The very first NFL draft was held in 1936 when 90 names were written up on a blackboard for all of the teams to win.
The teams to choose from.
The location of that draft was at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in what U.S.
city?
Wow.
Are we going to get options or are we just guessing?
Yeah, the first one was true-false.
As long as you didn't say, like, Mel Kuyper's pubes, then I feel like you got that right.
Oh, God.
No choices.
So what U.S.
city was the first NFL draft held in?
What was the year?
1936.
Oh, jeez.
I don't think California was a state at that point.
Columbus, Ohio, I'm going to say.
Probably wrong.
Incorrect.
Any other guesses?
I'll say New York, New York City.
Philadelphia was the city of the first NFL draft.
All right.
It's been in New York for about the last 20 years now.
And as a bonus follow-up, since 19, or excuse me, since moving to the Radio City Music Hall in 2006, excuse me, prior to moving to the Radio City Music Hall in 2006, it was held at what Manhattan venue?
The ESPN zone.
Think sports venues.
Is it a stadium?
Yes.
MetLife?
Oh, Madison Square Garden.
Madison Square Garden.
There it is.
That almost felt too obvious.
Mark, are you even guessing on these?
I do what I did in high school.
I just wait, and then I'm looking on her shoulder.
You know, we don't have video in this thing, so even your good looks can't carry you through here, okay?
Michael Porter takes a commanding lead after question two.
Question three.
Which college has supplied the most first-round picks in NFL draft history?
Ooh.
First-round picks.
First-round picks.
I'm going to say the University of Miami Hurricanes.
Any other guesses?
I'm going Penn State.
USC.
USC.
USC.
Justin Cross with the correct answer.
Really?
Yes.
University of Miami.
As the bonus follow-up, which college football program has had the most arrests of any college football program?
The University of Miami.
I'm going to go Hurricane.
Supplying the NFL with a lot of high-quality individuals.
All right.
Two more questions, guys.
Question four.
The NFL draft lasts for seven rounds with approximately 250 overall picks.
The other three major professional sports leagues of NHL, NBA, and MLB each have their own draft with a varying number of rounds each.
I'm going to say three numbers, and you have to tell me which of those leagues those represent in terms of number of rounds in their draft.
The three numbers are seven, two, and 40.
Those represent the number of rounds in the NBA, MLB, and NHL drafts.
But you have to tell me.
Do you want to go first, Cross?
40, 12, and 7.
I don't know.
MLB's got to be 40.
That is correct.
Okay.
Yes.
That was obvious.
40 rounds in the MLB draft, which was a recent move, actually, after their collective bargaining agreement.
Weren't you actually drafted?
Yes, I was.
Right.
I played for the San Jose Rivercats single leg.
Man, boy, the first one was so easy.
It was like a good, like, okay, we're going to compete.
And now we're just sitting there like, yeah, that makes sense.
What do you got?
What do you got?
It's like a group thing.
Well, yeah, you guys are doing well.
So you got MLB.
MLB's 40.
So then the other two are seven rounds or two rounds for NBA and NHL.
NHL's two.
No, NHL's going to be higher.
NHL's the medium one, the second highest one, whatever you said, for 12, 14.
So you're saying seven for NHL?
Seven, yeah.
That is correct.
Yeah, seven for NHL and two rounds for NBA.
Wow.
Did not know that.
That's embarrassing.
Yeah.
Go to hell, Porter.
All right, guys, one more question.
The final one is I'm going to say two statements, one of them true, one of them false.
And you guys have to tell me which one is which.
Number one, the college quarterback that threw for the most yards last season is not declaring for the NFL draft to instead pursue his master's degree.
That's statement number one.
Statement number two, there is a draft prospect that has never played a down of football in his life.
But is trying to transition from professional discus thrower to the NFL.
Which is true and which is false?
B, the discus thrower.
Yeah, that one's true.
The first one's false.
A football player would never go get his master's degree.
Trick question.
They're actually both true.
What?
You're the worst.
The first one is actually Nick Florence at Baylor, who is RG3's replacement, threw for the most yards in college football last year.
Wow.
And will not be.
He's not going to be going to the NFL.
Wow.
Who's this discus thrower guy?
His name is Lawrence Okoye, and he's actually the British record holder in the discus.
Wow.
He went to the Olympics in London last year and got like 10th, I think.
Wow.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right.
Well, very good, gentlemen.
Nice stuff.
All right.
Well, we will be right back here on the Sarcastic News Show.
We got a great interview coming up with Corey Hill.
Stay right here on the Sarcastic News Show.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
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I feel the love Come on, come on, let's fight it Let it pour out of your soul Do you feel the love?
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I mean, it only takes one time, you know, one crazy person with a switch.
So, I mean, sometimes that needs to be looked at.
You know, you think about 9-11.
I mean, who was talking about that before it happened?
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
So, I mean, that scares me a little bit.
I still want to make fun of North Korea when I can.
But, you know, just those almost rogue governments, you know, getting hands on nuclear weapons.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that makes a lot of sense.
Porter, what do you got?
You know, the economy, it's a big thing.
You know, I mean, we see people every day who, and I mean, not in particular, you know, us, but, you know, there are people who have a lot and there are people who have a little bit.
And I think the farther and farther you go down that road where that gap is not moving or changing, you know, people kind of, they harbor this disdain for those people.
And I think that's dangerous.
You know, you have it.
It's set up to where, you know, the people on top stay on top and the people on the bottom stay on the bottom.
I mean, that's problematic.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean, you see that with, you know, the disparity wealth in a lot of different countries.
Certainly ours is above average compared to most, but still, I mean, we being the, you know, one of the wealthiest countries in the world, it's still an issue.
I have to go with education because I feel like that is base.
That to me is something that, if you don't have an educated, you know, population, then you set up for things like, you know, economic disparity and you have issues like gun control, but in healthcare, which we didn't mention, but that's a huge thing.
But I think it starts with having an educated culture.
And that's really, you know, that is one thing that we're kind of behind the curve on when it comes to, you know, when you look at countries like China and Japan and some of the Western European countries.
But now I will, we will go ahead and we'll lighten, lighten things up a little bit.
We got a movie game coming up next with Michael Lorenzo Porter.
So stick with us right here on the Sarcastic News Radio Show, Skid Row Studios.
All I am is a man I want the world in my hands I hate the beach, but I stand In California with my toes in the sand Use the sleeves of my sweater Let's have an adventure Head in the clouds above my gravity center Touch my neck and I'll touch yours You and those little hot waisted shores She knows what I think about And what I think about One love, two mouths One love, one house No shirt, no blouse Just us, you find out Never mind, never mind And now we don't wanna tell you about no Cause it's too cold For you here And now, so let me hold Both your hands in the holes of my sweater And if I may, just take your breath away I don't mind if there's not much to say Sometimes the silence guides our minds To move to a place so far away The goosebumps start to raise The minute that my left hand Gets to the ground I need to waste And then I watch your face Put my finger on your tongue Cause you love the taste, yeah These hearts adore Everyone the other be tired as four Inside this place is warm Outside it's ice so poor Coming down One love, two mouths One love, one house No shirt, no blouse Just us, you find out Nothing that we don't wanna tell you about no No, no Cause it's too cold For you here And now, so let me hold Both your hands in the holes of my sweater Cause it's too cold For you here And now, so let me hold Both your hands in the holes of my sweater All you gotta do Schmidt?
This is Schmidt.
What's up, boys?
Schmidt.
Is this Andrew Schmidt?
Yes, it is.
Oh, man.
Calling from Jacksonville, Florida.
Is that right?
The one and only.
Oh, man.
How's it going?
Good.
I'm sure you're just blown away by the show thus far.
I'm sure you just called in to compliment us, or did you want to weigh in on one of our heavier topics here?
I completely missed the topic, but I do want to congratulate you for the show.
I would like less news and more sarcasm, but that's all right.
Man.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Well, yeah, that's fine.
Very proud to hear you wasn't here.
Thank you very much.
I mean, this is, internet radio doesn't get bigger than this, so.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But let me go to, while we have you on the line, Mr. Schmidt.
Sure.
I know you.
I know your style.
We were talking about, it was just a minute ago, we were talking about some of the biggest issues.
I was going around the room and saying, hey, what's the biggest issue?
What's the biggest sociopolitical issue that we have on the agenda?
You've got, you know, obviously, in the news now, terrorism, guns, but, you know, there's healthcare, education, environmental issues.
What is it for you?
Well, I did catch a tad of what you guys were talking about, and I think you guys kind of touched on the quality of education in the country.
I think that's important, not only in the education of children, but the baseline education of those who most people are getting their opinions from.
As a medical professional, I think a lot of people, we get most of our opinions from are complete and utter idiots and clinically insane, mainly the Fox News folks.
But I just think there's a lot of just bad opinions going around, a lot of hatred going around, a lot of stuff that people waste too much time listening to.
And you're, just to clarify for the folks, you are a doctor, you're a 420 doctor, is that correct?
What doctor?
You're one of those guys that hangs out on Venice Beach with the green jackets, right?
And just says, hey, your vision's screwed up, right?
No comment on that.
You know, so how about healthcare, though?
I mean, you're in the medical field.
How big of an issue is that?
It's obviously a big issue.
And I try not to hold too strong of an opinion on it just because there's enough people with opinions on it.
And I just kind of try to do my own thing.
But I did get my master's in public health and also emergency medicine as well.
So I think I know some things about it.
In general, I think that's obviously a huge issue right now.
The only thing I'll say about it is I'm very proud that we have a president who has done something about it.
Whether it's the right thing, who knows?
It'll probably change in 10 years.
The fact that someone had the balls to do something about it and make a step in the right direction makes me happy.
There you go.
There you go, Mr. Schmidt.
Thank you so much for calling in.
Did you have anything else you want to weigh in on?
No, I just want to say hi to my good friends.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for tuning in.
And feel free to call back anytime and weigh in on the issues.
That's Andrew Schmidt.
Thank you so much.
Calling us live from Jacksonville Beach, Florida.
Bedtime on the East Coast.
You guys have a good night.
All right.
Have a good one, man.
See you, bud.
That's great.
That was a live caller.
I mean, he was live.
He wasn't dead.
Most of our callers are dead.
Like we rigged the election, you know?
All right.
So we have a fun little game here before we get Mr. Hill on the line.
Go ahead and take it away, Mr. Porter.
All right.
You guys ready for a little trivia?
Yeah.
Great.
Good.
So let me just tell you how the game works really quick.
I'm going to describe a true event.
Okay?
And then I will give you four choices, A, B, C, D, and you're going to have to guess which movie takes its source material from the true event.
Okay?
So everybody listening at home, keep score, and I will let you know how you're doing.
Okay.
Dude, hold on.
Nick, do you have music?
Yeah.
Do we have music?
We got the music ready?
There we go.
Yes.
All right.
Just fighting it a little bit.
There we go.
Where's Rod Roddy?
Where's Rod Roddy?
He's on his way.
Okay.
So.
He's calling in.
He's calling in.
The Jack in the Box hot mess phone line from hell.
This is Rod Roddy.
He was a great man.
He'd go easy on old Rod.
Is he alive?
Oh, no.
He's dead.
Rod's been dead for years.
All right.
So on that note, true event number one.
Project Mercury was the first human space fight program of the United States.
It ran from 1959 through 1963 with two goals, putting a human in orbit around the Earth and doing it before the Soviet Union as part of the early space race.
What film based on a book by Tom Wolfe borrows heavily from the story of Project Mercury?
Is it A, Space Cowboys, B, Armageddon, C, Spaceballs, or D, The Right Stuff?
What do you guys got?
Well, Spaceballs was a biopic.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm, uh, well, are we supposed to say now?
Yeah, I'm going to go with The Right Stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll go Space Cowboys just to be different.
Space Cowboys.
I love the name.
Yeah.
Okay.
So question one, the correct answer is D, The Right Stuff.
Justin, you are in the lead.
Yeah, that's right.
Hey, and I just want to let callers know if you want to call in real quick, 800-893-9562.
800-893-9562.
All right.
All right.
True event number two.
Okay.
True story number two, I guess.
This film centers around the real-life story of an American journalist in El Salvador during the Salvadorian Civil War.
Is it A, Salvador, B, Platoon, C, Full Metal Jacket, or D, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 2?
D.
All the way, D.
You're going to go D?
Yep.
Okay.
I'm going to go B, Platoon.
Okay.
I'll go Salvador.
Salvador.
Salvador?
Seems right.
Okay.
Cross, Bowling, you guys are wrong.
Mark, you are correct.
It is A, Salvador.
All right.
Was it Bill and Ted 1?
No.
That was coming off.
No, it was not.
Okay.
True event number three.
Okay.
Which of the following films tells the story of Christy Brown, disabled Irish writer who could type only with the toes on his left foot?
Is it A, The Expendables, B, My Left Foot?
What?
What?
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C, Silence of the Lambs, or D, Aliens?
This is amazing.
I'm going to go B, My Left Foot.
Yes.
Me as well.
B is correct.
Okay.
Question four.
Wait.
Is that really correct?
Yes, it is correct.
It's My Left Foot.
Okay.
All right.
Daniel Day-Lewis.
Two for three, baby.
Yeah.
Cross.
You're in the lead.
Question four.
Based on the life of Olympic hopeful who was a long distance runner, who also lived in Oregon and died young in an auto accident?
The Avengers.
Yes.
Is it A, The Avengers?
B, Prefontaine?
C, Gattaca?
Or D, The Grand Illusion?
B.
B.
Everyone's going B?
Yes.
B is correct.
It is Prefontaine.
Life story of Steve Prefontaine.
Okay.
Question five.
This controversial film tells the story of middleweight boxer Ruben Carter, whose conviction for...
a Patterson, New Jersey triple murder, was set aside after he had spent nearly 20 years in prison.
Is it A, Raging Bull?
B, The Boxer?
C, The Hurricane?
Or D, Cinderella Man?
I'm going to go Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 2.
Oh, it's on there?
Yeah.
That was...
Well, who?
Somebody else.
If it's the same person who named the movie Salvador, I'm going to go with the movie The Boxer.
Okay.
You're going B?
Yeah.
I'll go Cinderella Man.
Okay.
Justin?
It's The Hurricane.
It's a Bob Dylan song.
That's right.
C is correct.
It is The Hurricane, Ruben Hurricane Carter.
True event number six.
Okay.
This movie details the life of eccentric historical figure Howard Hughes.
Okay.
Is it A, How High?
B, The Aviator?
C, The Rocketeer?
Or D, Django?
The Aviator.
Aviator?
Yeah.
Yes.
The Aviator is correct.
Okay.
Last question here.
True event number seven.
Which of the following award-winning films details the life of a young Che Guevara?
Is it A, Capote?
B, Silver Linings Playbook?
C, Siriana?
Or D, The Motorcycle Diaries?
I don't think it's Silver Linings Playbook.
I'm going to roll that one.
You sure about that?
Yeah.
Let's go...
I'm going to be honest.
I haven't seen any of these movies.
Yeah.
I was going to say...
Your chances are great then.
I'll say Siriana just because I have no idea what that one is.
Okay.
Ooh.
That's going to be Capote.
Okay.
You got Siriana.
You got Capote.
I'll go Capote.
You're going Capote as well?
It's D, The Motorcycle Diaries.
Damn it.
Wow.
All right.
So I believe Justin won.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just don't add it up.
Don't do the math.
We're not adding it up.
Justin is the winner.
Thanks for playing, guys.
Everybody, thanks for playing at home.
Our worldwide audience.
Appreciate it.
That was good stuff.
All right, guys.
We got Corey Hill coming up in just a minute.
We'll be right back here on the Sarcastic News Radio Show.
on the Sarcastic News Radio Show.
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Well, fracking, by the way, farting on crack, just so you know.
Just so folks know out there, that's not what we're making this.
Oh yeah, hydraulic fracturing.
Well, thank you so much, Corey.
We gotta run, but we'll definitely have you on again.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Alright, you guys have a good one.
Thank you.
And that about does it here for the Sarcastic News crew.
Mark Amelman, any final thoughts?
My first show.
I don't know if it's going to be my last, but thank you very much.
It is, actually.
And a good day to you.
Thank you so much.
Bully, any final thoughts?
No, great show, great guests.
I really enjoyed what Corey had to say there about some of the issues, and yeah, thanks for having me.
Bully's the best dressed man here.
Michael Porter, we gotta run, but thank you guys so much for joining us right here on the Sarcastic News Show.
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We have a new and improved website, sarcastic-news.com, and check out Skid Row Studios, 800-893-9562 to call in on a show in the future.
Because we don't have any more time.
But thank you so much for joining us.
My name's Justin Cross.
Have a good night.
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