Earth Day special with Una Moon and Claustrophobia

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My friends, it takes balls to be up here and dicks to push me down. Up, up, up, up. I'm insane in the membrane. I'm insane in the membrane. I'm telling you, I'm insane in the membrane. Welcome, everybody, in podcast land. And you know what time it is. It's time for Chickster's Nest. In living color. in new vivid black and white, black and white silhouetta. The new technique of the modern age. Hello, the Brass Ball Society in Pismo Beach. The Tutu Fuck Yourself Club in Nashville, Tennessee. Hello to the Vagina Snatch Snatchers Society in Jacksonville, Florida. Hello to the Binet Leg and Drink It Club in New Orleans. Hello to the Mad Piz Pismo Beach Club. The Shaveless Pussy Club in Palm Springs. The Reseda Hairline Club. The Chinatown Chicken Choking Club. The Blowtorch Club in Culver City and Blow It Out of Your Ass Club in Torrance. The West Virginia Fart Smellers Association. The Spanky Yankee Club in Brooklyn, New York. The Hoboken, New Jersey Penis Cement Godfather Club. The Tijuana Backass Jackass Clubby Gina Club in Ensenada and Tijuana, including the Free Holy Digestible Club. The Chicago Bear Twat Bowling Club. The Crooked Penis Dice Club in Sparks, Nevada. And the Mustang Ranch Sally Club. The Snatch Clubs in Alaska. The Cactus Prickly Asshole Club in Death Valley. The Painted Asshole Mountain in Palm Springs Club. The Hollywood You Walk a Fuck Club. The Hawaiian Vagina Pui Club. The Tickle Willie Club in Santa Monica. The Bates Masters Club in Beverly Hills. The Waldo Dildo Club in New Hampshire. And the Bodum Scrotum Club of the Pussies. Yes, my global friends. It's only me. Hey, I'm not a gay. I'm not a gay. I should be nicknamed Peanut Butter. I'm half nuts. I'm crazy. I can't take this anymore. I can't take this anymore. Oh, Acerol Casserole was his name. But since his divorce, he was never the same. And when Casserole flocked up, he always took the blame. Always acted lame. He just wasn't the same. What a shame. What a shame. What a shame. What a shame. Acerol Casserole was making a veggie casserole. He chopped up scallions, onions, eggplants, carrots, and peas. It just so happened that his assistant chef started to sneeze. And geez louise, mucus membrane went down Casserole's knees. And the assistant chef wiped it off with ease with a dirty rag that smelled like moldy cheese. And then the assistant chef, the assistant chef peed right into Acerol's casseroles and tea. And Casserole said, you're fired. Please flee and give me back my chef's smock with pee. But the owner, Chef Ramsey said, Casserole was the blame. You're fired. And Casserole, hit or miss, couldn't even piss himself. So he got out the salad bowl and he said, I hit Ramsey in the head. Casserole quit and said, I'm not taking your shit. As Ramsey started to spit and Casserole tore him to bits. Casserole, Casserole was never the same, but he got back to his wife and said, honey, I'm sorry, but I was the blame. And he kissed his wife and he said, I've come down to earth. Besides, it's every day. And I love you. And you. And you do something to me. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm insane. I'm insane to the membrane. I'm crazy. I'm insane to the membrane. Shut up! I can't take this! I can't take this! I'm excited about it! You do something to me Something that simply mystifies me Tell me Why should it be You have the power to hypnotize me Let me Live beneath your spell Do, do that voodoo That you do So well Oh, you Do something to me That nobody else Could do © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 From Copacabana to Tacaban in Canada Passing through Havana, we want to hear the la la la When I was a kid in shorts, in the time of the Stolex We looked at his age in the back of a hard Alex glass It's in the cotton that we made the beans grow The actor was D'arico Lotto, Renaud Fuego We all had the banana like Dick Rivers While I listened to the sound of the Kings of the universe Jingalingaling, ratatatam Touche, aïe, chai, hush hush Plus the sound of the tam tam Optimist artist from Paris, metropolis Like Jadis, I love the sound of peace from Addis Ababas The original style beyond the bla bla bla Leave some guys guys guys with la la la My hips were hips right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right Bye. Yes, L.A., L.A., L.A., which is actually la, la, la, la, la. That was MC Solar. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chickster's Nest. You know that, Chickster. I'm insane in the membrane. I'm insane. I can't take this no more. I'm insane. The white coats are coming. The white coats are coming. Oh, oh boy. I'm just trying to get back to Earth here. Yes. Happy Earth Day, folks. My apotree surgeon named Lee trapped an, agio young wench in a tree. She yelled, move your whopper, you careless limb lopper. That's a moss-covered knot hole, not me. What's black and white and goes round and round? A zebra stuck in a revolving door. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What do you call a donkey with three legs? Ha, ha, ha, a walkie. Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Two hamburgers walked into a bar. The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, excuse me, folks. I'm just tickled pink. Ha, ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh, why, uh, some folks choke the chicken and others, uh, choke the hand that feeds them. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And now, quotes that are out the door. Ha, ha. You know, from Al Gore. Uh, uh, NASA. Having your space is still a high priority. Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Uh, it isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Oh, that was from Al Gore. Uh, Al Gore has some more here. I, I stand by all the, uh, misstatements that I've made. Hmm. The future will be better tomorrow. I've made good judgments in the past. I've made good judgments, I think, in the future. Oh, that's Al Gore. Here we go. And here's some sins that, uh, that we can go over. Sins and bucket bags. Uh, tight pants with straight legs. Washable with soap and water as opposed to requiring, dry cleaning. That's, uh, sensible. A wok. A bowl-shaped Chinese frying pan. By the 1970s, they were known as woks. Tony Curtis, a haircut that mimics the one worn by the actor. Combed back on the sides and forward in the front. Bottle guts. A person who loses their bottle and loses their nerve. A beatnik. A member of the, uh, artistic beat generation. A neatnik. Someone who's obviously neat. Sack dress. A short dress that doesn't gather at the waist. And it looks like a sack. A rabbit. To talk continuously. And to babble. Okay, uh, you're listening to Chickster's Nest on skidrowradio.com. If you have any questions, if you want to talk to the crazy man, you call 1-800-893-7000. Or call 1-800-893-9562. Okay. An accident really uncanny occurred to my elderly granny. She sat down in a chair while her false teeth lay there and bit herself right in the fanny. A painter who came from Great Britain escorted two girls who were knitting. He said with a sigh, that park bench well I just painted it right where you're sitting. A funny old bird is the pelican. His beak holds more than his bellican. He can take it in his beak. Enough food for a week. I'm damned if I know how the hell I can. There was a young lady who tried a diet of apples and died. The unfortunate miss really perished of this. Too much cider inside her, inside her. There was an old man from Nantucket who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter's name Nan is a man and as far as the bucket, Nantucket, it isn't here. She can only say, fuck it. A daring young lady of Guam observed, the Pacific so calm I'll swim out for a lark. She might meet a large shark. Let us now sing the 90th Psalm. A man with a surname of Beebe wished to marry a lady named Phoebe. The sea with the minister's Phoebe before Phoebe be Phoebe be Phoebe. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Chickster, this is Chickster's nest. And I dated a beautiful set of Siamese twins at one time and I couldn't make up my mind, I couldn't make up my mind who to kiss first. But anyway, it's Earth Day and I just strolled along and took my walk. Tiptoe through the tulips, that's, you know, Tiny Tim. Yes, I always as a kid I couldn't swim. I took a small little steps and tried a little wading pool one time. But Tiny Tim was quite remarkable and quite different. And don't forget everybody coming up right after up to the minute last second news is the lovely and talented Una Moon with the astrological forecast and some words of wisdom. And Una will try to sing again. Last week she was a horse. Today she's chicken. And besides, I love the moon. So don't go to the bathroom. You don't want to miss this shit. It's that time and here's Claustrophobia with up to the minute last second news. Hello ladies, waldos, dildos and brainless. The weird and the dead and the dreadful. Welcome to up to the minute last second news. And this my friends is Claustrophobia. Your correspondent. I'm the diaper man, the good humor man, the fur pie man and the news man delivering it all to you. From the great metropolis to Los Angeles. A city that doesn't sleep. And Charlie Chaplin never made a peep. And the Hollywood sign would be an honor to keep. And I wish to hell Harpo would speak. And in the ring Muhammad Ali didn't even weep. And Merle Streep's salary is way too steep. And on the freeway. Not now. And on the freeway. I said not now. You son of a bitch. Sorry folks. I got a little carried away. I was trying to say that the Angelinos beep. And some people like to creep. Flash in the pants. Will you stop trying to fuck me? I'm sorry folks. I got a little carried away. Flash. Let's try this. This just in. Flubbered headlines. Okay. San Francisco. Groom bites bride of four months. Yes folks. Dump fish. They remain upset. Houston, Texas. Woman not injured by cookie. Vancouver. Seattle, Washington. Nude scene done. Tastefully in radio play. Cleveland, Ohio. Diaper market bottoms out. Cairo, Egypt. Ancient blonde corpse raises questions. Salt Lake City, Utah. Lawyer calls soul as a witness. And that's the way it is. Ladies and gentlemen, good by, good riddance, curtains everybody. I'm sorry about the confusion a little earlier. I had some questions here. Somebody was... Will you shut up? Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go on to Una's theme song and Una Mars. Una Moon. Una Stars. Yeah, it is the moon. I'm sorry about that. My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My We kissed in a field of white And stars fell on Alabama last night Oh, yes I can't forget the glamour Your eyes held a tender right And stars fell on Alabama last night My season My season Planned in my imagination A situation So heavenly A fairyland Where no one else could enter And in the center Just you and me My heart beat like a hammer My arms wound around you tight And stars fell on Alabama Last night Last night Last night I never planned In my imagination A situation So heavenly A fairyland Where no one else could enter And in the center Just you and me My heart beat like a hammer My arms wound around you tight And stars fell on Alabama Last night My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back My hips bounced right back to count. And even better than that is the fact that these seem to be the blessings you most need. 4, 19, 26, 45 are your lucky numbers. Taurus is the sign of the zodiac concerned with the earth and being good stewards of the earth. Unfortunately, more and more people are losing touch with nature, staying indoors, focused on technological toys rather than opening themselves to the healing influence of mother nature. Taurus is a good time to turn off computers and TVs, put away our iPhones, and just go outside. Taurus wants to find peace, and that means knowing what she values. That's probably why Earth Day was established at the very beginning of the sign of Taurus. Taurus is the sign where we bring the fire and passion of Aries into manifestation. The first spark of life wants to manifest, and Taurus knows how to do it. But first, Taurus helps us develop a sense of self, worth, and values because we need to know what we want to build with the fires of life. 5, 19, 26, 45 are your lucky numbers. Taurus is the sign of the sign of Taurus. Taurus is the sign of the sign of Aries. That's probably why Earth Day was established at the very beginning of the sign of Taurus. remain unconscious of our Taurus energies, we get swept away by our cultural values and measurements of self-worth. Consumer capitalism, at its worst, gives rise to greed and the need for more stuff to prove our worth. When Taurus is conscious, she appreciates fine workmanship and beauty. One beautifully made skirt is worth more than three skirts on sale to a Taurus. She knows what someone or something is worth. And being Venus ruled, she wants only the best. Perhaps if we set our eye on one beautiful thing, we'll take better care of it and be proud to wear it. So this Earth Day, think about what is best, not only for yourself, but for the world. We have the intelligence, the creativity, and the resources to make heaven on Earth. That is all that Taurus asks for. I'd like to give you a very simple ecology survey, and this should provide you with some things to think about later. Ask yourself the following questions. I use both sides of my paper. I read. I reuse paper bags and glass and plastic containers. I turn off the water while brushing my teeth. I pick up litter when I see it, even if it's not mine. I take short showers instead of baths. I turn off lights, televisions, and so forth when I am the last person to leave the room. I recycle newspapers, glass, aluminum, and plastic. I use a lot of plastic. I donate old clothes and toys to charitable groups rather than throw them away. I cut six-pack rings before throwing them away so they will not pose a threat to marine life. And last but not least, I think about what I want before I open the refrigerator door so I can close it again quickly. I'd like to read a little poem by Shelston. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. It's called Silverstein called The Oak and the Rose. An oak tree and a rose bush grew, young and green together, talking the talk of growing things, wind and water and weather. And while the rose bush sweetly bloomed, the oak tree grew so high that now it spoke of newer things, eagles, mountain peaks, and sky. I guess you think you're pretty great. The rose was heard to cry, screaming as loud as it possibly could to the treetop in the sky. And you have no time for flower talk now that you've grown so tall. It's not so much that I've grown, said the tree. It's just that you've stayed so small. Before I go, I want you to all remember to put your zip code on all the recycled cards you are about to send your friends and loved ones. Zippity-doo-dah, zippity-ay. My, oh my, what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine coming your way. Zippity-doo-dah. Zippity-ay. He's insane in the membrane. Sane in the membrane. Chickster's insane, insane in the membrane. Here is the chickster. I'm insane in the membrane! Help! Help! I'm insane! I'm crazy! I'm insane! I'm crazy! I'm insane! I'm crazy! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm crazy! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm crazy! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! I'm insane! and my name is the crazy Chickster. You got it! There once was a man from Peru who fell asleep in a rainforest on a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, he stroked his penis and woke up all covered in goo. I hold my hand the earth, the waters of the land by birth. While it is all covered in grime, I try to decide if I should toss it aside. Then no, I don't know what it's worth. Some think we're stuck in the sewer. However, be it oil or slime, my Clementine, I know flowers still bloom from manure. Mother Nature was visiting Wheeling, but due to bad whatever, she had a funny feeling. She'd lay on her back and tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling. Mary had a little sheep, and with this sheep, she started to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb. And now it's time, boys and girls, ladies and gentilia, for fighting words. War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it. The crueler, the more it is, the sooner it will be over. I prefer 50,000 rifles to 50,000 votes. That was by Benito Mussolini. I want you to remember that no son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Senator George S. Patton. Political power, grows out of the barrel of a gun. Mao Zedong. In war, you win or lose, live or die, and the difference is an eyelash. That was General Douglas MacArthur. There are in front of us, behind us, and we are all flanked on both sides by the enemy that outnumbers us 29 to 1. They can't get away from us now. General, Chesty Puller. Do not forget your big guns, the most respected arguments of the rights of kings. Frederick the Great said that one. Loony laws. Yes, Maine. Maine law states that you may not catch a lobster with your bare hands, folks. In Stockton, California, it's illegal to wiggle while you dance. In Arizona, donkeys may not, by law, sleep in bathtubs. In Paulding, Ohio, it's legal for a police officer to bite a dog. How many people in Victoria, Australia, does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to be a licensed electrician. In Mesquite, Texas, children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts. Okay, my friends. There once was a man from Peru who fell asleep in a rainforest, unglued. Yes, yes, that's familiar to me. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to say that, you know, I went to a penis ballologist and had everything checked out. I'm okay. I also had my eyeballs checked out and everything was okay. And her name was, Eliza Mallow. Via, via. Vieni via di qui. Niente più ti lega a questi luoghi. Neanche questi fiori azzurri. Via, via. Neanche questo tempo grigio. Pieno di musica. E di uomini che ti son piaciuti. Via. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. Good luck, my baby. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. I dream of you. Chips, chips. Datte due di due. Cibo, cibo, bo. Datte due di due. Cibo, cibo, bo. Datte due di due. Via, via. Vieni via con me. Entri in questo amore buio. Non perderti per niente. Riesci al mondo. Via, via. Non perderti per niente al mondo. Lo spettacolo d'arte varia. E uno innamorato di te. Yeah. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. Good luck, my baby. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. I dream of you. Chips, chips, chips. Datte due di due. Cibo, cibo, bo. Datte due di due. Cibo, cibo, bo. Dati tu Dio Via, via, vieni via con me Entra in questo amore buio Pieno di uomini Via, via Entra e fatti un bagno caldo C'è un accappatoio azzurro Fuori piove un mondo freddo It's wonderful It's wonderful It's wonderful Good luck my baby It's wonderful It's wonderful I dream of you chips chips Dati tu Dio Cibo cibo bo Dati tu Dio Cibo cibo bo Dati tu Dio Yeah, Eliza by Paolo Conte This is the Chickster And it's nice having you My listening audience here Skid Row Studios dot kind Dot kind dot com Should be kind Anyway You know you folks are what makes this show Go on and on And once in a while you know you should give the Chickster a call I don't have bad breath or bad germs I'm at 800-893-9562 Skid Row Studios dot kind dot com Skid Row Studios Right in the heart of downtown Los Angeles Right in the heart of downtown Los Angeles Here's some Earth Day quotes and sayings Here's some Earth Day quotes and sayings Oh beautiful for smoggy skies Insecticided grain Insecticided grain For strip-minded mountains majesty Above the asphalt plain America, America Man sheds his waste on thee Man sheds his waste on thee And hides the pines with billboard signs From sea to ocean From sea to oily sea That was by George Carlin We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors We borrow it from Our children And till now Man has been up against nature From now on he will be up against His own nature Suburbia is where the developer Of bulldozers Come out of trees Then They name the streets after Him And till now, man has been up against nature. From now on, he'll be up against his own nature. Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values. God made life simple. It is man who complicates things. You can be suspicious of a tree or accuse a bird or a squirrel of supervision or challenge the ideology of a violet. Ah, humanity is on the march. Earth itself is left behind. Now, ladies and gentlemen, just give me a penny for your thoughts. This little penny is to wish on And make your wishes come true This little penny is to dream on And dream of all you can do This little penny is a dancing penny See how it glitters and it glows As bright as a whistle Light as a thistle Quick, quick as a wink Up on its twinkle And toes Oh, this little penny is to laugh on To see that tears never fall This little penny is the last little penny And most important of all For this penny is to love on And where love is headed This little penny is to love on And where heaven is there So with just five pennies If there are these five pennies You'll be a millionaire For this penny is to love on And where love is, heaven is there So with just five pennies If they're these five pennies You'll be a millionaire Oh, hi, folks. I'm just flipping a penny. Heads or tails? I always get heads. Hello once again. It's so nice to talk to you, my lovely listening audience. It's nice to talk to anybody sometimes, but you guys have a wonderful ear. Hello, folks. Folks, folks, that's a Freudian slip. This is your wonderful host, and I'm so happy to be here, Libra Raunchy. But you can call me Cucaracha. I guess I got you, didn't I? I just vacuumed, and I made myself the last supper. I thought I was a wise man. Oh, well. You know, my Steinway piano, I wanted to take it to Earl Scheib. You know, I visualized my piano, painted red, bright red. I think it would be different, you know. I'm tickled pink. I should have... I should have... I should have... I should have... I should have... I should have sprayed myself. But, you know, what can you do, folks, you know? It's a beautiful day. It's Earth Day, and, you know, I'm very much down to Earth, as you know, you know. I just want to say this before I say goodbye to you. Stars shining bright above you. Night breezes seem to whisper I love you. Birds singing in the sycamore tree. Dream a little dream of me. Say nighty-night and kiss me. Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me. While I'm alone and blue as can be. Dream a little dream of me. I love you. I really love you, folks. You know, I'm in a great mood. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My right foot right foot right foot right foot right foot right foot right foot right foot right Oh, oh, oh, let me catch my penis. My breath, my breath, my breath! I'm scorched! I better go to the old front porch! And now, a little duet for you. I better go to the old front porch! How do you do like other girls do? I think I'd die with delight. I want to call and love tonight. In the power? No. In the havoc? No. Then for goodness sakes, where will we go? Out on the old front porch! Oh, Charlie, on the old front porch! Now stop! I was only trying to steal a little kiss. Well, kisses do invite me, dear, but kiss still hurts so totally. On the old front porch! Now get angry on the old front porch! Now stop! Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear. Look out, here comes my father and he'll surely scold I, dear. Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? On the old front porch! Oh, Charlie, on the old front porch! Just call round some other day. I'll see the paws out of sight. Wait until it's dark. Then you can be cuddled right on my knee. So that we can do lots of nice things that no one can see. And if your dreadful old pa should come out and give me a jar, You must understand if it's dark, that's good. And cause the dick he aims will never lie. Out on the old front porch! Oh, Charlie, on the old front porch! Now stop! I was only trying to steal a little kiss. Oh, kisses to invite me, dear, but gee, you tried to bite me! On the old front porch! Now don't get angry on the old front porch! Please don't! Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear. Look out, here comes my father and he'll surely scold I, dear. Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? On the old front porch! Oh, Charlie, on the old front porch! On the old front porch! My hips were right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right Chickstar's insane! Insane in the membrane! He's insane in the membrane! I'm not insane, I've told you I'm not! You are insane, Chickstar! Oh, shut up! Don't tell the king to shut up! I'm sorry, but you gotta shut up! I am not gonna shut up! I am the king! I am what I am what I am! Get lost! I don't know how to get out of here! Go that way! Thank you! Oh boy, folks, I'll tell you, I can't take this. It's the same thing night and day, night and day. Night and day. You are the one. Only you beneath the moon and under the sun. Whether near to me or far, it's no matter, darling, where you are. I think of you. Night and day. Day and night. Why is it so that this long view for you follows wherever I go? In the rolling traffic's boom. In the rolling traffic's boom. In the rolling traffic's boom. My hips right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right Burning inside of me And it's torment Won't be through Till you let me spend my life Making love to you Night and day Day and night Night and day Under the hide of me There's no such a way in Burning inside of me And it's torment Won't be through Till you let me spend my life Till you let me spend my life Making love to you Day and night Night and day Night and day. This is the Chickster. This is Chickster's Nest. I thank everybody here for listening to our program. I thank everybody here for listening to our program. I thank everybody here for listening to our program. I thank everybody here for listening to our program. Thank you, Oona. And the Vaudeville team of April Hava Shankman, Adam Shankman, Austin Shankman. I want to thank Jared Whitham for his support. Thank you, folks. You're a wonderful audience, and I might be insane in the membrane, but I'm not forgetting about you. I love you, folks, and keep listening. I'll see you next Saturday for Chickster's Nest. I'm insane in the membrane! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.