Cape 69: Buzz Ball, appendix talk, studio closure

If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of? 69, dudes! I made this girl around 10 out of 10. We made her, won't you say, make me again. She wrapped her love around me all night long. In the moment, we were still going strong. Now let me tell you, it sure feels good. First time I saw that girl, I knew it would. Now let me tell you, it sure feels right. No problem, she didn't want to fight. She said, shake me all night. She said, shake me. Shake it, don't break it, baby. Shake me. Shake me all night. She said, shake me again. Hello, world. This is Chris Abalo's Podcast Experiment. And I am Chris Abalo. Welcome to the show. Coming at you live, sort of, from Skid Row Studios in downtown Los Angeles. And streaming live, sort of, on skidrowstudios.com. 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I'm okay with it. There we go. And, of course, our resident fabulist, Norman Trotter. You're welcome. That's right. So, yeah, Cape 69. Couldn't help it. Had to have you guys here for this. 69, dudes. It was perfect. In my head, I'm like, what? There needs to be a 69 joke at the top of this. And Bill and Ted just sprang to mind. It's better than the Billy Madison reference. Let's open our books to page 69. 69. Yeah. And then nobody in the class responds because they're all little children and they don't get the reference. Yeah, they have no idea. See? See? And I refuse to support anything Adam Sandler does, even when he was funny. Because of his latter-day sins. Because of the cobbler. Tip of the iceberg. Where do I begin? Where do I begin? Did you actually watch it? I did. I did. Give us a review. Here's my... Not great. Not great. Not great. That's the shortest review I can give. Here's my review of the cobbler. Truthfully, I used to kind of give him a pass when it came to movies. I'm just like, eh, it's just a phase. Well, because Billy Madison... Some good movies. I don't like it as much as other people do. I prefer Happy Gilmore, but I was like, Happy Gilmore is really funny. You didn't love Bedtime Stories? Or Click? Come on. Or Chuck and Larry. That was... Or Jack and Jill. All that stuff signaled to me. Biggest abomination of the last decade. Well, I said for a long time... Even Big Daddy. For what it was, it was a cute movie. I liked Big Daddy. It was great. But it just kind of gradually got worse and worse and worse. It did. And I was like, he's not as funny as his potential. And now I've realized his potential is actually ankle high. He's just not that funny. But I've said before that Adam Sandler is the Nickelback of movies because everybody says they do. They don't like it. But still brings in millions and millions and millions of dollars. People still go. Just inexplicably hugely successful. Right. What is this? I mean, not his last, let's say, two, maybe three years worth of movies. But before that, it's like... I mean, even Grown Ups 2, I think, banked like $150 million. Grown Ups? Okay. Opened ahead of Pacific Grimm. Have either of you seen Grown Ups 2? No. Why would I do that? Okay, for real, I'm not even kidding you. It's the weirdest movie I have ever seen in my life. Really? Like, it's whack. And... You can't tell if it... It's the worst thing I think I've ever seen. It's whack. But you sit there literally just perplexed. Like, what is even happening in this movie right now? Watch it and tell me that you don't have the exact same reaction. No. Okay, fair enough. I respect that even more. I can't. All I had to see in the trailer was like, what, a deer or something wanders into his room? Except... And then pisses all over him. I'm like, no. Did the deer, like, walk up some stairs, open a door, go in the room, and then piss on him? Yeah. I guess. And I'm like, if that's your opening joke, if that's the setup for the rest of the movie, no thanks. I'm out. I'm out. You have to be drunk or something. And doesn't he have a deal with Netflix? Like, he has a movie, like, a package deal with them. He has a four-movie deal with them. Yeah. The next, well, including The Cobbler, four movies goes... That was an indie film, so that wasn't... That's right. That wasn't part of that. Okay, so he's got four movies that are going straight to Netflix. His first one, just because I follow the... Well, the new is not giving an unintentional plug, but his first movie is a western called The Ridiculous Six, which is his usual group of cronies. And then funny people like Terry Crews. People are way funnier than Adam Sandler. They're going to be joining him. And, yeah, it's going to be like a movie a year for the next couple of years. But, I mean, there was a time where I think he was getting, like, because his movies were profitable for at least a decade. Right. Like, making huge money, or at least cracking $100 million apiece. I think he was getting, like, $20 million per movie. Yeah, it was a huge retainer. Yeah. I don't think the Netflix deal is probably that high. Because he's been in decline for at least five years. Minus the two grown-up movies. But he's still making a ton of movies, though. I think, is it a thing where it's overseas, like Nicolas Cage? Is it? Not quite the same thing. Nicolas Cage makes a lot of money overseas. Not here. Which is weird, because Nicolas Cage is a tremendous actor. Is he? Yeah, he is. He was. Listen. I mean, he was good in Moonstruck. Con Air. In what? Moonstruck? No. Well, he was, yes. But I'm thinking Con Air. He was fantastic. Yeah, Casey. School was very, very important. You know who was good in Con Air? Steve Buscemi was good in Con Air. Well, that goes without saying. Well, Steve Buscemi is amazing. Yeah. Yeah, in everything. That's very true. That's very true. I think I caped 69. 69? Yeah, dude. Seven minutes on Adam Sandler. Oh, my God. Wait, can I open my drink now? Yeah, okay. Wait, you introduced me. You didn't even. Yes, I did. Oh, you did introduce him. Yeah, he did. Man, I guess you're just so forgettable. It's bad. It's bad. Damn. Breaking the fourth wall. Wait, hang on. Keep pointing. We're going to switch angles. Keep that finger there. There you go. That's right. Right there. Don't pop. It's a family-friendly show, Norman. No, it's not. It's not. Just because of your presence. Whatever. Because of his face more than the freaking camera. No. John's face is. Nah, never mind. I don't want to turn it into just like, you're obsessed with John. Meanwhile, I was the only one in the room not talking about his junk the entire hour. Anyway. You were. I wasn't, actually. And there's recorded evidence. But funnily enough, now we'll get to Norman's beverage in a second, but we're actually. I want it now. Just as I was kind of, my veiled references at the top of the show, we are actually pre-recording this episode. It is airing in the normal, excuse me, 9 p.m. spot. Don't ever cough again. On Monday night. And so you just want me to stop breathing. Yes. If you're going to cough, just hold it in. Son of a bitch. It's a long walk home, Norman. I've got Carol. It's fine. Anyway. We are. We are pre-recording this episode Sunday afternoon. So it's a little odd for us. One, getting here. Two, being here in an otherwise empty studio because we roll in and we're the last show of the night. So it's weird being here. I, as this is airing, am just up the street at Dodger Stadium seeing ACDC. So I couldn't make it. I didn't want to saddle another fill-in host because everyone's still kind of really, really busy. So I thought, well, let's just pre-record a show. And everyone was free. Well, everyone was going to be free. And more on that in a second. There's going to be a lot of buildup to get to Norman's drink and why it's just the three of us. But came in, no air conditioning in the studio. So it's like LA is hot yoga and hot broadcasting because it's like, I feel sweat beating on my forehead right now because apparently the AC doesn't run on Sundays here. So I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. Can you see it? Because I can feel it. I'm like, it's going to drip and I'm just going to be a soaked mess by the end of the hour because I'm wearing jeans and a dark t-shirt as per usual. And it's still like 97 degrees out. So if you slipped up just now, I forgive it because of the heat. I will not. And didn't notice that I did introduce Norman. Don't fuck up today. Either of you. Now to add to that. Thanks. Since I picked Norman up, we stopped off. I just want to get my little pre-show beverage, my little bottle of tea here. So I have something to sip on when I cough, whether or not people approve of it. And where we stopped happened to be a liquor store. And Norman, because we've talked about on the show before, decided to sample a buzz ball. Yeah. As we've talked about. I've never had one before. Buzz ball. Buzz ball. And Norman also has, what did you have today? You've had basically nothing. And it's hot. And you're about to drink something that's 40 proof. Is it? Yes. Dude, they do the job. A friend of mine had one last week and was like, she never had one before. Like a lot of people. They're everywhere now. And I don't know. I'm not going to say it's because we talked about them on the air. I'm not going to say it's not because I talked about them on the air. So Norman's going to crack that open now. Do you want to do it now or no? Do you want to chug it now? Yes, he does. Okay, go for it. He wants to do it now. Norman's going to chug it. It says shake it. It says shake it. What? No, it doesn't. It says it on the side. Why? Not the buzz ball, your ass. Oh, well, you're both. Anyway, so for those of you listening, because I realize the majority of people listen to it, John is going to narrate Norman chugging the buzz ball. I'm not chugging his butt. I'm going to sip it. Like a lady. He set it down. Then he slowly cracked it open with his right hand as it sprayed. Oh, it squirted all over him. It squirted. He slowly licked the remnants off of his thumb and forefinger and then with the back of his hand casually graced his upper lip. He took his glasses off to assess the situation as he took a first enjoyable sip of a buzz ball. What he didn't know is that it was the last buzz ball he'd ever had. What did he ever have? It tastes like a kiwi. Sounds hot. A person from New Zealand? Yeah. Now we're talking. It tastes like a kiwi that burns going down. Are you drunk yet? Shut up. You should be. What if he just face planted? Just threw up everywhere? We'd keep the show going. Did it dirty your glasses? It came over my face. Nice. Norman's face. Don't shake your buzz ball. It does have balls in the title. It does. That's why Norman was like, give it. Give it here. Can I have two? And I said, no, you're getting one. Can I sip it? Do you want to? I just want to see what it tastes like. You can. Yeah. I just want to see what it tastes like. Norman, for those of you playing the home game, Norman has a tequila Rita, which is the flavor. Tequila Rita. It has vodka and tequila in it. Yeah, you can definitely taste it. It's like a shooter, basically. The size, it's maybe like what would pour into a shooter glass. No, dude, that's a lot more than one shot. You think? Well, I don't know how to feel about this. Is it good? Really? Is it bad? I don't know. It's drinkable. Well, here's the deal. It's been out of refrigeration for like an hour because we crawled here because we're not used to Sunday afternoon traffic. Ice cold, that thing's probably pretty good. Yeah. It's not bad. And it's like a dozen flavors. Yeah, but this will give you, this will fuck you up and give you headaches. This is like a bad hangover drink. Because it's super sugary too. Yes. But thankfully, you don't drive. So it's okay. Thanks, Abalo. People drive me. Yeah, but I'm saying if you get fucked up and get a headache and get your buzz on, it's okay. Just don't drop your body off in there. At least 64 ounces a day. You know, I try to do, I try legitimately, I try to do a gallon a day. I usually try to hover around 100 ounces, yeah. Four of these is one gallon. Stop it. The guideline I've heard is half your body weight in ounces. So I usually go for about 100 ounces. Then just shoot for a gallon. For you, a cool gallon. For you, then it'd be like 64 ounces. You're making it complicated. Oh, okay. Just simplify it. You know what else is complicated? Why Candace isn't here with us. All right, lay it on me. Do you want to tell it? I think you should anyway. She's alive, right? Because if she's going to get irritated by anybody. Yes. She's very much alive. Well, I was informed, I believe on Thursday via text or Thursday or Wednesday. It was last minute. It was last minute. Everybody found out last minute. Except John, apparently. Her appendix exploded. Oh, I saw that on Facebook. And you didn't put that together as to why she's not here? I'm like, I wonder what's happening with Candace. She's all right, right? It was three days ago. It was scanning, but it was just scanning. I didn't like soak it in and connect all the dots. John's like, I'm doing this. Candace, if you're listening, John just said he doesn't care about you and your post. Candace is a venix. This guy's at a Dodger game. So I just like, I scrolled past. I did. So I saw it, but like I didn't really soak it in. You just don't care. Think about the consequences. You don't care about Candace. She's heavily medicated right now. And you know what? Nor is about to join her. I should feel worse about it. I'm not saying I don't feel bad about it, but like I should feel worse about it because I've had that happen to me. Yeah. Really? Your appendix first? My appendix exploded when I was a sophomore in high school. Really? Yeah. Holy shit. Maybe. It's beside the point. Yeah. It sucked. Dude, worst pain ever. Worst pain ever. You know what? Honestly. I think it's the morphine. Here's the funny thing. I went to, coincidence actually, went to, two coincidences because the theme song I chose, went to the Whiskey A Go-Go to see Tom Kiefer, front man for Cinderella, perform. And Cinderella's Shake Me is a song that actually opened the show. But his wife has been backup singer. And their most famous song is Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone. Everybody knows the song. And you may have seen my post on Instagram if you're following me, at ChrisSellsOut. But anyway, she's also a backup singer in his solo band. And she's been on tour with them and they were celebrating their 100th show. At the Whiskey this past Thursday. And she had to have her appendix out the previous Sunday. So she wasn't there at the show. So I'm hearing all this appendix talk. And I'm freaked out. Because my appendix is still in me. It's totally random. Apparently it's a ticking time bomb. It could never happen. It could happen tonight. Like it's all over. Don't curse us. We'll see. That's why. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. I'm a little. It just comes out of nowhere. Like when I had mine. And I'm curious what Candice's experience was. Like I thought. We'll talk about it in a couple of weeks. Yeah right. I remember the night. Like we had had dinner. And I thought that I'd eaten bad food. And so I had a stomach ache. And then I went to bed. And the stomach ache wasn't going away. And it wasn't getting any better. It was only getting worse. And only getting worse. Until I finally. I mean like I was still in high school. So I was obviously still living with my parents. So it just felt like a stomach ache to start. It started like a stomach ache. But then it started to get really bad. Like. Why am I cramping like crazy. And so I went into my parents room. And then I was like. Something is wrong. Like I'm having the worst stomach ache ever. And it got to the point where like. I started to cramp so bad. That I essentially started like having convulsions. Because my stomach was just taut. Like it was just. What was the. How protracted a period of time was this. From like when you started feeling bad. To when you're getting like serious cramps. Just to feed my paranoia. Maybe like 7.30 at night. Was when I started to feel it. And it had burst by 1 o'clock in the morning. Jesus. Jesus. Because we got to the hospital. And we were going to have an emergency like appendectomy. But the person who was going to do that surgery wasn't there. So I had to play the waiting game. And I was literally just waiting and waiting and waiting. So I think it was literally. They like drugged you up right. Not in the beginning no. And so we waited until finally the surgeon got there. And as they were wheeling me in for the surgery. Was when it popped. And it's supposed to be like a 30 minute outpatient surgery. If they catch it before it pops. Right. But if it explodes. They have to clean you out. Because the bacteria can kill you from the inside. So they have to like move your organs around. To clean everything. Which is why I was bedridden. And that's why I think she's probably bedridden too. Because if they have to clean you. Right. They shift organs. And dude you can't move. No I'm sure. It's like doing the most mundane things with your stomach. Like sitting up requires your abs. You know what I mean. Like if you go from laying down to sitting up. You have to use your abs. And you couldn't even do that. That's. That's ludicrous. I wish I was there to see it. To see John writhing in pain. In pain. Yes. He would just be laughing. He would look back in time. And be like you piece of shit. Yeah he would. This is one you deserve. Just in your face. You don't know me yet. It's an awful pain. It's an awful pain. I'm sure. Yeah. I don't know. Can you get it out as a preventative measure? I realize you guys aren't doctors. But like can I just go in and have it done? No I'm a doctor. Are you? Yes. Okay. You should do it now. Take a sip and then let me know. I should just do it now. On the way home. I don't see why you couldn't. But I don't think they'd be like. Well yeah. We'll just take it out. You know like it's not like. It's not like wisdom teeth. It's right. Well that's. To be a problem. Well that's the funny thing. Because I have my wisdom teeth out at 17. When it's like they're getting impacted. We'll just get them out now. Yeah. And that was fine. And the drugs are fantastic. Oh yeah. But. I was cognizant enough to put on Pink Floyd when I got home. From that. From having them out. And went to sleep. I gotta have surgery more often man. Well I knew. I'm like. I'm not gonna do drugs. So I'm just gonna do. Like I'm gonna go the legal way. And just enjoy this. I'm gonna get a prescription for this shit. Yeah. Which now. Is exactly the way you do it. Yeah right. Because legal drugs are better than illegal drugs. How's that coming Norman? Yeah. Um. Oh my god. You're gonna make your way through it. Because there's alcohol in it. He is loving shit. I usually drink like drink my drinks faster than this. But I feel it. Already? I feel it. I'm like. Oh shit. Oh shit. Dude. Please. If you guys want like a quick buzz. Yeah. Yeah. Get it. Have a buzz. If you guys want to get. Get fucked up tomorrow. Don't. Yeah. I don't know. It's painful. Come on. Kenya. I'm having wine. Did you say Kenya? Because I'm African. Like I'm black. No. You're so fucking racist. You were overly sensitive. Can you? Can you? Can you finish it Norman? That was a racial slur. Oh I'm gonna finish this. Well I mean like now. Because we're a third into the show. I'm never gonna ask somebody can you. Because they might. What did you say? Did you say Kenya? Did you say Kenya? Are you talking about African heritage dude? PC bro. Cristobal you watched me on this show drink an entire bottle of wine by myself. Yes. But I want to see you actually just put this thing just neck it. No. Come on. No. I am classy. I will sip it. He says as he drinks a green buzz ball. Yeah. He says he drinks something that looks like an alcohol grenade. Yeah. It looks nuclear. It's. Shut the lights off. It'd be growing. It's probably killing me right now. It looks like a. I'm gonna die sooner. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to go. Christmas tree ornament with booze in it. Yes. Why don't you make those things? Merry Christmas guys. You know what? Good time. Billion dollar idea right there. This show isn't going out. Never mind. We are saving that idea for ourselves. Okay. The perfect Christmas gift. You know like you know the the just like the the balls like the red ones or whatever. That could have. Sure. You fill them up with booze and then it's a screw top. With little. So it's like a mini flask. Yes. Billions. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. I hate you Norman. Did you feel my eyes judging you? Yeah. Did you? Yeah. I see you guys are getting sweaty too. I'm so happy. It is getting a little warm in here. That's because your stupid body heat. Because I'm hot. That's what you're saying. Not only do you have body heat but it's stupid. It's like your stupid naked body. My stupid naked body with a stupid back. Oh. I completely forgot. See there's so many things to say up top. I forgot to mention by the way. There was a small snafu that was brought to my attention. Snafu. With the shit. Yeah. Snafu. Yeah. I said snafu. That sounds sexy. What of it? There was a thing with the feed. It has since been corrected. So if you downloaded Cape 67 and it came out as Cape 66 the previous week's show that has been corrected. I actually meant to put that on the social media. I apologize. That was taken care of earlier this week when it was pointed out to me. Are you saying that you fucked up? No. It wasn't me actually. It was people who handle the back door. Get it? Never mind. Anyway. So. The episode now. Cape 67 is correct. 66 as it was. 68 last week isn't there as well. But yeah. There was an issue where you were getting the previous week's episode as what was supposed to be. That week's episode. 67 dudes. It doesn't work. It doesn't sound nearly as cool. Not nearly. Hey. I'm pretty sure when I was driving. Just listen. Local reference coming. When I was driving down. Coenga. Recently. Pretty sure I was driving behind a dude who his passenger was going down on him. Good for him. Yes. Was he having a good time? I don't know. But I immediately. This was. We were both in the left lane. I went around because I'm like I'm not driving behind this person. Right. Because I'm not taking a chance. Because I saw like when I. You know. Made. Kind of made a left onto Coenga that was behind this car. I saw. There was long hair. I'm going to go out on a limb and say. Did you give a thumbs up or something? No. I didn't do anything. I was. I was too worried about like I hope my brakes are all right. But. I. I saw a head come up from the driver's lap. Unless like. Oh shit. My iPhone fell down. Let me just go grab it. I mean that could have happened. Again and again and again. Yes. And apparently the phone fell onto the driver's penis. That could happen. And her hands couldn't reach. And they had to find it with her mouth. Yes. You beat me to it. I was going to say she's reaching around like. With her tongue. Trying to get her tongue to stick. Where's my phone? Oh my God. I dropped my phone. I am so sorry. Let me get that. Let me just. It's over here. Let me check. Wait. I don't want to put my hands on it. Let me use my tongue. Just trying to find it. Wow. Norman's half done. Wow. You just took a huge swallow. Did you like doubt me? What's wrong with you? I didn't doubt you. But for sipping it. You just did like a half chug. It was a dainty sip. You're a dainty sip. Thank you. That was the lowest your voice has ever gotten around me, Norman. It was a dainty sip. Yeah. That is aggro. That is aggro. Norman. That's. You never go that low. How do you know? Or does he? How do you know? I was driving behind Norman in a wig. I had no idea. That's. Now with that. Now, Norman, you don't drive. So you're. I used to. Excuse yourself in this conversation. John, would you do what I did and just be like, I'm not even driving behind this person. Totally not worth it. I just. Well, it depends on how fast we're going. You know what I would do? What? Pull up next to him to confirm the situation. Okay. So you're. I would try to get a closer look. That's my answer. What if it was your dad? Then you'd be. Then it'd be trouble. Well, dad is. What if it was your dad? This is hypothetical. What would you bring that up? What's wrong with you? What if it was your dad? Dad, what are you doing? You know what I would say? This is how you fill an hour. No, if I pulled up and I saw my dad, I'd be like, Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Like father, like son. Oh, my God. It's awful. No, I don't know. Good God, man. If I saw my dad. I'd probably call him. Dude. Great. Are you on co-anger right now? So he's getting blown and answering his phone while driving. Do you want to kill your dad? You're a monster. Jesus. How reckless could he be? That's illegal. John's like, that was supposed to be my Mercedes. Yeah, right? Oh, my God. What would you do if it was your dad? I wouldn't drive to look. I just went around and kept it moving. He just turned a blind eye. He's like, I don't want to see it. Don't have any. Don't have any time. I'd be too curious. I'd have to get a closer look. All you're going to have to do is call your mom and be like, hey, mom. You with dad right now? If she said yes, you were like, oh, God. That would be the capper. Like, oh, shit. No. That's disgusting. No. We're just leaving the Mercedes dealership. Couch my eyes out. Yeah. It's the worst conversation ever. Drive right through the rail. Right into the 101 traffic. No. This is one of those like, would you rather kind of conversations. It is. Would you rather see your parents going down to each other in a car on a freeway? It was a little cool. Or. What's the other option? Have some ice cream. Parents for sure. I hate ice cream. Yeah. I fucking hate ice cream. What kind of ice cream? Pistachio? Parents. Parents, dude. Give me the parents going down. I mean, who puts pistachios in ice cream? Yeah. And what's the deal with pistachios in ice cream? Or. Or. Or your dad. Or. Imagine he's tuning in. He's like, John's been doing this show for a couple of months. Yeah. I'm going to see what this is about. Holy shit. Oh my God. And he's got to go back and rewatch all the subsequent episodes. He's listening to it and he's like, how did they know I was on going? Imagine if it was. I'm so sorry to you and your dad. Wait, John, are you a local Californian? Yes. Like Southern California, yes. Not LA proper, but Southern California. Like my mom is Hollywood high school class of 66. Norman is not interested. Yeah, dude. Did you have somewhere to go with that? Yeah. No, I was just interested. Okay. And I regret asking that question. It was stupid. I was born and raised in Southern California. My mom was born and raised in Southern California. My dad wasn't. My dad was born in, well, he was, I guess he was born in Florida, moved to Greece when he was a kid, moved to Chicago after that, and then came out to LA after that. Yeah. I asked about you and your family. So. So I answered. That is you. That is his family. I don't want to know about his family. I want to know about him. And that was the abridged version. I hate you. I hate you too. I hate you so much. Drink up, asshole. I know you're from all over because I've asked you before where you were from and you're like everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're a military. You're a military. Navy. Navy brat. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Piece of shit. You never listen. How dare you call the Navy the military? You're such an angry drunk. As he takes a sip. He's an angry sober man too. So to be fair. Only to me. I'm lovely. I'm lovely. I'm dare both of you. Wonderful. Like lollipop. Sweet. Can I just say the dainty sip sounds like an awesome gay club. The dainty sip? Yes. I'd give it. It sounds like a social move. The dainty sip? I gave her the old dainty sip if you know what I mean. Thanks for ruining the club. You piece of shit. She totally dainty sipped me. So I took my mistress out in my Mercedes. She was giving me the dainty sip right on Coanga. Just going right back to the whole car situation right there. I'm at a dainty sifter. Awful. Why not? What's wrong with that? That sounds like some kind of code. That sounds like a move. It doesn't. It's K69. We need to go dirty. What would it be? What would the dainty sip be if it was? It would be a classy bar that only served cocktails. No beer. Because you have to sip it because you're dainty. Because you're dainty. I don't know if I really. He's judging you so hard. I'm not. I am. I'm sorry. But you drink cocktails. You're not just like give me all the beer. No. You would drink totally. And there'd be a hyphen between cock and tail. But see, I don't. The trouble with me is that I'm not one of those like I'm going to have one drink and make it last 20 minutes. I can't do that. Is that trouble? I'm having this drink. Wait. What's your drink of choice then? Jameson. Jameson. Yeah. You guys are assholes. I love it. I love it so much. Why is he an asshole? Because he likes. As you sip a 40 proof buzz ball that Chris Abalo bought me. I didn't remember. That you asked for. Shame on me for enjoying a whiskey on the rock. Yeah. Old fucking men. Oh, it's so good. There's a great. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's younger than you. Yeah. Oh, that's right. So he's punished with a smack. Yeah. Wow. This ought to learn him. Yeah. And a backhanded kid. All right. All the more reason it's fucked up. You want to go back as like an 18 year old and laugh at a 16 year old John in pain saying something's wrong on the floor of his parents bedroom. Like and you're like serves you right. Right. Yeah. I would love to. Do I look like Norman now? You totally look just like Norman. Yeah. You'd like you do. Your skin tones got darker. Maybe I should finish this way. I think so. John, you're an asshole. Felt all too real. It's actually yeah. Too real. Can I interview you as Norman? Sure. Because Norman's Norman's out of commitment. Oh, nevermind. Well, so much for the glasses. Well, damn. No, this can't happen. Come on. There's not much left. Just finish it. Come on. Have you ever been? Have you ever been hospitalized? I don't mean like you went to the hospital for something. Have you ever gone to the ER? Never. Never. Oh, have I gone to the ER? Yes. I've never had to. But you know what I mean? Like you needed urgent care. Yes, but I've never been admitted. I've been in and out every time I've been to the ER. So not really. I've never broken any bones. Okay. Forgive me for knocking on wood, but never broken any bones. Never had anything explode. I had a... This story really is going to... Actually, I told it on the only podcast that matters. It better be a good story. I'm going to... Right now, it better be good. It's not. So keep sipping your drink and maybe it'll get better. I always had a store I was working in. I was helping somebody get a... Like one of those big like Rubbermaid storage units. They have like drawers in them. Things you put in like your closet. And they normally have tape around them to keep the drawers in. Well, this one didn't. So it came out and the corner smacked me right in my eye. Mm. And I got super red and was just tearing up like crazy. Yeah, laugh it up, fucker. I like how Norman just enjoys hearing about white people in pain and I'm the racist. But anyway. And I'm totally like, you must've looked so stupid. Yeah, he's like, I bet you looked dumb. I bet you looked so upset. Fucking A, yes. My eye was all red and it was tearing up uncontrollably. I had to go to the ER for that. I had an ulcer. What? What do you mean, what? I had to go to the ER for that because it started bleeding and I was in tremendous pain. That's another story you can find in... I don't know. I don't remember what episode number it was. If you want to hear these stories in full, even though it's been a couple of years, the only pod... What an asshole. I know. Look at him cracking up at my pain. Dude, he's not only laughing, he's dying. He really... Yeah. I'm talking about... You asked me when I went to the ER, I'm telling you both times I was in incredible pain. And same thing... You're both just so stupid. A bleeding ulcer was like a 10 out of 10 for me. I mean, most pain I'd ever experienced. Now it's Norman's turn. You maniac. You're like Jack Nicholson in Batman, dude. You're the Joker right now. Yeah, you are. Have you ever been hospitalized? No. No? That's why he's cracking... He doesn't understand. I can't wait. Now, on behalf of myself and John and Candace, I can't wait... Oh, it's so good. ... till something in you explodes. Whoa. I mean, yeah. And then you end up going, yeah, something... Not in your mouth, not in your ass. Something... One of your organs has issues. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Something has issue and bleeds or explodes or something horrific happens. You're in terrible pain. You're a monster. And we're gonna show... I'm a good person. I'm the monster. I'm the monster. These things happen to you guys on your own, because you're awful people. But me, on the other hand, I'm lovely. So it's not gonna happen. You're charmed. That's why nothing has happened to you. Thank you. What a prick. Can you believe this shit? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, look up Scarcast on the only podcast that matters. You'll find me telling those stories in full. I don't remember what it was. It was from like 4th of July. It was like 4 years ago. But anyway, I don't remember what number show. But hey, it's almost October, but it doesn't need to be October for this because pumpkin spice season has started. I wish I was on that bandwagon. Pumpkin spice chapstick. Oh, I'm not. I'm not a pumpkin guy. I don't like it. I'm not a chick. You will like it. You will enjoy that pumpkin spice. It's not my, oh my God, pumpkin spice latte. I'm not either. I will have a pumpkin spice latte. Maybe once or twice during the season because I'm drinking much coffee either. That's one or two more than I'll have this season. But I'm with you that I'm not crazy about it. But I saw, and how I knew it started was I saw at the store, I was waiting in line to check out pumpkin spice chapstick and I was like, well, it's on. Well, here we go. Yeah. That's what I do. The Christmas commercials have already started. They're already doing those on TV. Have you bought my gift yet? I am your gift. Take it back. Bye. I forgot the gift receipt. Do you want John to wrap it for you? That's one hell of a way to go out. Only a couple of shows left from Skid Row Studios, everybody. No. Let's get to, come on, it's Cape 69. Why can't we? No? Finish your buzz ball and we'll talk. Yeah, right. Anyway, I'm with you in that I don't get it. I just don't know exactly when it escalated to become like everything was pumpkin. I'm going to put it at like 08, 09. It's only been the last half dozen years that pumpkin spice became like a real thing. I mean, I'm sure they did it every season, but it became like a cultural sensation, a phenomenon. Yes. It exploded like six, seven years ago. Yeah. And I think it must've started with, my first awareness of it was Starbucks doing the pumpkin spice lattes. Right. And then everything, every year, more and more pumpkin spice stuff started coming out like crazy. Yeah. And the pumpkin scones are the best. I don't like scones. Shut the fuck up. I do want to start a bakery and call it Indiana scones. No, I will burn it down. That's fucking awesome. I'll burn it to the ground. Indiana scones right next to the dainty sip. Indiana Loans, which is- Indiana Loans, which is, John's going to be one of the charlatans with the- And then there's like a pet store called Indiana Bones. It's going to be an outdoor mall. Or a brothel. Don't do this. There's all different kinds of stores that are Indiana whatever it is. Ironically, not in Indiana. You're going to open it up in like Riverside. Wouldn't that be awesome? No. I think it'd be great. Stop it. Indiana Plaza. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, that doesn't rhyme with anything, but- Dude. I mean, oh, I got it. What? A kid's like a Chuck E. Cheese style place, Indiana Zones. Indiana Zones? That sounds creepy as fuck. Don't do that. Don't. I know a mobile phone company called Indiana Phones. Indiana Phones. I like it. I will burn that entire mall down for people. I like Indiana Zones. And every game is kind of like Legends of the Hidden Temple. I know. I know. Last Crusade. That would be awesome. A virtual thing where you swing with monkeys. Totally. That looks really, really bad. I bet you have to have a buzz ball before you go in. Yeah, it's like Dave and Buster's. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know, I will say this. I've never been inside Dave & Buster's. Okay. I was just going to say, I always kind of just, I panned Dave & Buster's all the time. Like, lame. Totally lame. Really? And then I went there one time for somebody's birthday. This was actually within the last, like, year. I went to Dave & Buster's to, like, actually experience it because that's where they were having their birthday. And you discovered how wrong you were. Well, yeah. I had, like, you know what, dude? I was actually the DD that night. I didn't even have any drinks. So I went there, like, stone cold sober. And my sister, I was with my sister, and she loaded up a Dave & Buster's, like, game card. Yeah. And we went and we played a bunch of games. And I had a scary amount of fun. I was like, this is awesome! Playing Dump the Ump and all that. Yeah. And pinball and skeeball and video games. It was great. There was a Simpsons pinball machine. I was like, I am so home right now. It was great. So I had a great time. They just proved me wrong. They opened one here. Is that the one you went? There's one in Hollywood? Oh, no, that's the one I went to. The Hollywood one. Right. Yeah. Right. Because I had never seen them here before. Although I'm sure they're somewhere. But there's, like, one, maybe two in New Jersey. I went to one outside Philly once. And that may have been the last time I was at one, though. Wait, is it just liquor and games? No, it's like, imagine, it's a restaurant with a full arcade. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So imagine something like TGI Fridays having an entire arcade with prizes. Yeah. No. Yeah, that's pretty fair. No. No. Why not? Well, I don't need you to imagine it. Because it's a thing. Yeah. So go fuck yourself. How dare you? And another backhand for John. This is the backhand zone right here. How dare you? Yes. You got to, this is like the splash zone. If you go to SeaWorld and you sit, like, too close, you're going to get splashed. This is like, if you sit next to Norman, this is, you're just in backhand. Indiana zones and the splash crusade. Oh, my. No. Don't. Across the table. Across the table. Come on. That was sick. That's a slam dunk. No. No. This show is not going up. I will not support you in this. This show is just littered with ideas. I'm telling you. This is, we got, we got, we're sitting on billions right now, John. You realize that, right? Dude, between the flask-filled Christmas ornaments, well, flask-filled, liquor-filled Christmas ornaments. And the Indiana-themed plaza. And the Indiana strip mall. And then, of course, right outside of it, we could have a Harrison Ford dealership. Shut up. No. You cross line now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get out of here. Get out. Get out. And John was never seen again. We got to figure out a way to have a singles bar that involves Han Solo in the name. Han Solo? Yeah. Why are you ruining things? Because it's my fucking show. God damn it. That's why. Han Solo. That's my go-to for everything. I don't need to write erotica. I don't need to be particularly clever and funny. I just, it's my show. He's all selling rapey to me. I want to see. How is that rapey? How are you feeling with that buzz ball? Yeah, you're almost done. How are you feeling? Buzzed? Buzzed? Having a ball? It's. He is having a ball, isn't he? As he finishes it. Oh. Look at that. A dainty sip. Not so dainty now, are we? I need more. Let's do a check-in with Norman. How are you feeling? Scale of one to. I'm feeling fine. I'm feeling fine. You're feeling it though, right? John. Like it's. Okay. It's a lot of booze. On a scale of one to buzz. I've only had like two vegan patties and some water today, so. And it's 97 degrees out. So that doesn't help. So it's going to my head. Two vegan patties? Nice. Nice. Nice. Two vegan patties. What's a vegan patty? Two dudes named Patrick. I'm imagining crumbled up newspapers that you just kind of like grill and then you eat it. You ruin everything. With your words. Stop it. You did just confirm like every recent meme of like vegan. If you would do anything vegan, it's like you have to voice the fact that it was vegan. Because there's no meat in it. So there's nothing to like. You can say like I had a couple of patties. It was like I had a couple of. You could say I had a burger. Because nobody referring to a burger calls it a patty. I had a couple of patties. Had you ever said like I had a burger, you know what I would never ask is like, oh, well, what was in your burger? Yeah. You should. Don't be rude. Oh, it was meatless. It was. Oh, well, it was a vegan patty. Let's have that conversation. All right. Let's have this conversation right now. John. No. Did you grab anything on the way to the studio? No. No. I had breakfast this morning. Oh, did you? I did. What'd you have? I had a breakfast burrito from a local joint right down the street from my house called Michael's. Conversation. It's incredible. You know what I like about this place? And you're eating it? Yes. I had gyro meat. It's the bomb. What the fuck? Lamb. It's lamb. I can't eat lamb. They're too cute. Oh, it's so good, too. Lamb is delicious. Dude, lamb is. That's the only thing. I made some lamb burgers one night that were amazing. This was a couple of years ago, but I can't. They're too goddamn cute. Norman, are you about to say you like lamb? I love lamb. Was there any lamb in your vegan patty? Me thinks not. Face out. Vegan lamb chops. Out. Up there. A salt. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I had. No. Nice. But see, you didn't need to emphasize that. I had a vegan burrito. No, no, no, no. It's not like that for me. Plus, I don't eat anything vegan, so. Sorry. One more. God, I hate you so much. I know. You should not hate meat eaters, Norman. Of all people. I said I hate fucking. Oh, just John? Just John. Specifically? Yeah. I mean, that's. Come on. Even I realized that. I mean, it's. Come on, Chris. It was much more compartmentalized. Well, I'm just trying to turn everything into something. It's capesicum. 69. What do you want to talk about that's dirty, Norman? That's dirty? Dirty, disgusting. Lay it on us. Come on. That's dirty and disgusting and. I don't know. What should we talk about? You always have something dirty on your mind. No, I don't. I'm a fucking liar. You're a wonderful. Do you like clouds and unicorns all the time? No, you don't. Okay, Norman. The floor is yours. You guys fucking suck. I don't know. 69. Okay. Okay. John. Shoot. Shoot. Tell me the dirtiest porn you've ever seen in your entire life. Dirtiest porn? I want to know something that just flashed. Someone. You saw something that was just so nasty. It was imprinted in your brain. Well, when I was in college was when the world experienced two girls, one cup. So I was part of the first wave of people like. Do you remember when that? When that. When that hit and that was a huge thing. Yes. I was in college when that came out. So that, that would probably be my go-to answer for that was like, yeah, I, I watched that one, but I, I want to clarify something. It was not alone in my room. Like, oh man, it was a group of guys all watching it. Like, oh my God. So it was that. That's how I pictured it. Yes. That was my experience with that. Were you like circle jerking the same time? Well, that's beside the point. Of course. They've done that beforehand. We were all just. Watching it. And it was, it was something else. Let me tell you. Your turn. I feel like that's a thing where, because for me, it was my friend came to me and said, I watched this. I'm horrified. It's your turn. Okay. So I was forced to watch it. I didn't want to watch that shit. She sat me down and said, I will kill you. Experience my pain. Watch this. And what were your, what were your thoughts on the matter? Well, it was disgusting. And oddly intriguing. No, it was not. I kept thinking how much money were they paid for this? You know what? I'll bet you it was not as much as you would think. Like I, I'm hoping they're on a yacht somewhere going totally worth it. No, dude. Honestly, they probably got like 200 bucks each. Yeah. And called it a day. They still had to go back to work to earn the rest of their rent. They did that on their lunch break. Are you kidding me? That is not worth it. That's not worth it. That's probably what that was. I have to say. I've never seen and will not watch two girls, one cup. Because when I heard about it and people were describing it, there's, there's a lot, there are many things. I feel like you have to watch it now. No, but there are many things you can't unsee. Yeah. Tell me what you think. And yeah. I think you should watch it. I think that's the whole point. I think you should watch it. It's going to like fuck you up a little bit. I think what should happen is this. I think you should for, for a future episode is you should do your reaction shot to watch it. Can you please? You know what we should do? Can you please do that? We should do a commentary track. Okay. Watch it. As a group. And we record commentary. You know, like audio commentary. I know what you're talking about. We should do that for that. Cause you guys know. Can we do a commentary track on your commentary track of watching two girls, one cup? That's getting very meta. I don't know. That's getting inception. I want to do it that way. No, I think what you should do is watch it and have a camera on your face and just get your reaction of seeing it. That would actually be kind of funny. I think you should do that. Yes. I don't know. Will you be able to unsee it? Come on. No. But think about the footage, man. We are in the content business. Let's see. That's it. If we've all seen it, Chris, you have to see it. Everybody's seen it. I'm in the minority. Candice, have you seen two girls, one cup? Yeah. If you have, call in now. Can you hear me, Candice? Oh, you can't. We're pre-recorded. Call her. No, she's all drugged up. She's not going to have it. She's still got to be loaded on drugs. She's drugged up and preparing to move in between time. As she should be. As she's probably having the best time right now. She's probably having the best time right now. She is right now preparing for John's death. Why? Because we're friends. But why is John... Why? Are you going to be responsible for John's death? No. It's a very revealing episode. I got to say, I thought it was all going to be sex. John, I would never kill you. No. But I would hire someone. But he will celebrate the shit out of your death. Yeah. That's the problem. Yay. He'll cheers a buzz ball to somebody and be like, to his death. I wouldn't cheer something classy on that. I like a nice, nice... Chardonnay. Okay. Thank you. Some sort of fortified wine. I would pour out a Jameson for you, John. Thank you. Don't waste liquor. Just drink it. You're the one who's pissing all over. Oh, Jameson. Oh, fuck you. You're disgusting. Meanwhile, I'm like, John gets a pour. Thanks, man. Like a good half liter. Oh, I get it now. Pour the Jameson because it's disgusting. Understood. Sure. Whatever gets you on board, Norman. You just don't get it. I get it now. It's too early in the day for me to be that smart and funny. All my humor and brevity... Brevity? Bravado, rather. And you know what? See, that's proof. What we haven't answered yet... What? ...was Chris's answer to your question. I was really hoping we were going to run down the clock on that. Chris, what's the worst porn you've ever seen? Tell me. See, I'm trying to just build... Stop wasting time. Tell me. No. Don't waste time. Just get to it. Anything I say is not going to be good enough for you. It won't be, but tell me. Exactly. Have you met Norman? Well, that's what I mean. Norman just disapproves of everything. I don't, unless it's good enough. And it's... It's rarely good enough. Just tell me. Tell me. Wait, John was good enough. I accepted his answer. Thank you. It was a good answer, John. I have avoided Two Girls, One Cup, any and all Shiza-oriented videos. What have you not avoided? No. Answer the question. Probably the worst is any of the, like, over-the-top gangbanging Bukkake stuff. Stop it. That is the answer. No. What's the worst porn you've ever seen? Some gangbanger Bukkake awful, like, 100 guys at one time. That's it. That's it. That's all I got. That is not good enough. Well, I haven't... I'm not as depraved as you, Norman. You're the worst. Yep. I'm the worst at being the worst. Nice. I don't seek out as much depraved stuff as you, Norman, as much as you got this classy air of just like... I'm gonna send you so much porn now. Here comes Norman's high horse. Sounds like an Appaloosa. I'm in a carriage. I don't go... I don't seek out, like, I'm gonna find the dirtiest possible... I don't. I'm going to now. That's the best I can come up with. I'm going to now. I'm gonna send it to you. I think we should watch it. All I can think of is, like... I'm just gonna flood his inbox. That's all I'm gonna get. This is why you should be on Twitter or something. Or on, like, fucked up porn. Yeah. No, I'm just thinking, you know, in a case where it's, like, you know, some blonde runaway and, like, 102 black guys around her and, you know, that's it. That's some version of something like that is all I can really think of where it's just, like, oh, it's just one poor girl just getting nailed endlessly. One poor girl. Well, it's, like, that's it. That's really all I have. I don't seek out anything involving... It just sounds like a really sad story. That's what you're telling me right now. That is a sad story because this poor girl who also probably got paid $200 and still had to go cashier at the Home Depot afterwards. You can't say that because you haven't seen Two Girls, One Cup. I haven't. You can't compare it. But is that the most depraved thing you've seen? Because I don't recall getting an answer from you either, motherfucker. Let's see because I've seen a lot of porn. No shit. I thought the Norman I know. I would actually have to agree with John in terms of things. Yeah. I couldn't unsee forever. Slashing, like, I remember, like, watching. I was brought to a party and they were like, we're going to watch porn. I was like, oh, that's weird. I thought this was a party. Okay. What kind of party was it? It was a straight party. We're going to watch porn. It was a whole bunch of girls. I'm like, we're going to watch 70s porn. I'm like, okay. Once again, it's weird, but sure. Really? A bunch of girls want to watch 70s porn? Yeah. No, not in your mind. Like, we're all, like, jacking off. No, that's not what I'm picturing. I'm just imagining the conversation. I had no time laughing at that shit going, it's not real. We don't want this at all. Wow. Late breaking news for the women of the world. What porn's not real? It was a lot of bush. But you think, like, it's like a necessary amount of bush where you're like, no, girl. Yeah. You need to turn it back a little bit. Where you could turn it into a pillow. It was like, exactly. You're like, oh, this is nice. Yeah. This is great. And you're like, no, you need to cut that shit down. Yeah. And somehow you progressed from that to two girls, one cup. Listen, two girls, one cup is much worse. It's next level. It's next level. But if I had to choose something different, I would say that. See? See how I answered the question in a very interesting way? You did. But I don't have the one thing where I'm just like, you know what's the worst? Rape story. What? Did you just say rape story? Yeah. That's what it sounded like. There was a girl. There was a warehouse full of black guys who ran away and didn't call the police. That was your story. And it was awful. You know I wasn't there, right? I don't know. You didn't say you were or not. So I assume you were at the window. Oh, most disgusting guy I've seen in person. That's a story for another day. I'm sorry, Norman. And spoiler alert, that story will not be good enough for you. You don't know that. Tell me the story. I absolutely know that. You don't know. We're out of time. Just tell me. I'm sorry. We don't have enough time to go into it. Whisper it in my ear. You have headphones on. You won't hear me. Check. Mate. Awful. Awful nothing. It's been fun just watching that for a second. Watching what? The two of you guys. You guys were going at it. The tension is palpable, isn't it? He never answered the question correctly. You always say that. I say guilty pleasure. You're like, no, that's not a guilty pleasure. I'm like, well, that's what I was thinking. You always have lame answers. Norman's legitimately disappointed in you. He is. I don't have a go-to. I haven't sought out like fucked up porn. You don't see it at all. It just comes to you. Or it doesn't. I don't believe you. Or it doesn't. I feel like something like fucked up happened to you a long time ago. I swear to you, I'm not that interesting. I'm not actually, I don't have like just a bunch of stuff where it's like, I'm going to hold back this because this is embarrassing. It's not there. I'm telling you. It's just not. Something's wrong with you. That I didn't seek out. No. Listen. I realize you. I understand your enthusiasm. Who are you? For having. I understand the enthusiasm for saying, watch two girls, one cup. Because you guys are just like, you want a virgin eyes to see this. I want to see. I don't want to watch it again. I want to watch your reaction while you watch it. But that's what I mean. That's why you're enthusiastic about it. But at the same time, at least John, being the sensible one on the other side of the table, can at least appreciate my logic of like, when I see that, I'm not going to forget it. And that's why I haven't watched it. Because I knew. Don't you forget it. It's going to scar you. It's going to scar you. And that's why I've avoided it. That'd probably be my answer too. Realistically, had I seen it, we could probably all agree. Because the two of you are on board for that's it. Me and John can't. Okay. So I'll watch it. So then I can tell you. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Finally, I'm up to Norman's level. I need that. After all this time. If you're going to do it out of this place, if you're going to watch it out of here, you have to record your reaction. I want you to. It's probably not going to happen here. It may have to be an independent production because there's so much time left, which brings me to, by the way, just so everybody, kind of knows what's going on. As I spoke about last week, sadly, Skid Row Studios will be closing. The final day of broadcast will be October 15th. Now, this show is, even though it was prerecorded, is still broadcasting at 9 p.m. Monday, as always. There will be live broadcast Monday, the October 5th and Monday, October 12th, the final two Mondays before the studio closes. However, unless anything outside my control happens, the plan is to do four shows, aside from the two live ones, to bank two shows here at Skid Row Studios and post video and audio episodes for the entirety of October, which is just slightly... Well, there obviously is going to be a finale with the two of you, as well as the recovered Candice and Sherry, just the regulars who've been on the show. Sherry, baby. And it'll be fun. That'll kind of be like the way we're going to go. Close out this chapter. Now, the show will carry on on Mondays. For now, anyway, starting November, whatever the first Monday is in November. I don't have a calendar up at the moment, but whatever that first Monday is in November, there will be shows, which will be on a new show every Monday at chrisabalo.com and subsequently on iTunes, Stitcher, et cetera. Which, by the way, people have said, oh, I don't really like using iTunes. So you can, of course, download the episode at chrisabalo.com if you want, and then listen to it or put it with, play it within whatever program you want. However, if there's another pod catcher or other site that anyone has a suggestion for to put the show on, then say so. Let me know. Tweet me, tweet the show at kpod. Follow the show on Instagram at kpod, by the way. Tumblr also, kpod.tumblr.com. Like the show on Facebook. I normally say this up top, but while we're at it and while the clock's ticking, because we do need a rip. Because we're just about an hour. But anyway. Yeah, tweet me at chrisabalo and follow me on Instagram at chrissellsout. Or email the show, capethepodcast.gmail.com. If you have other suggestions of where the show should be available, for those of you who don't like iTunes or for Android users or whatever you don't like Stitcher or whatever, then say so. So it can be taken under advisement. But the show, it looks like starting November, for at least November, December, is probably just going to be audio only. So I'm going to be looking at studios and with my inevitable trip back to New Jersey for Christmas and New Year's, that's going to be one or two Mondays or one or two weeks, technically, regardless of what day they're recorded, one or two weeks that are going to be knocked out where I wouldn't be available to be in a studio in Los Angeles because I won't be in Los Angeles. And to coordinate with a new studio with Phil and host and whatnot, it's a lot more than probably, a lot more than what needs to happen. So there will continue to be shows on Mondays. Which you can find at chrisaball.com and iTunes and Stitcher. But it looks like for now, it's going to be audio only. However, you can help get us into fancier digs. Send money. Send money. That's exactly what I was going to say. Go to chrisaball.com, click support the show, donate through PayPal. And don't forget, every dollar donated is one entry to win the Jurassic World Blu-ray combo pack. Which now until October 15th, for those of you who support the show, or if you have yet to start, drop in a dollar, five bucks. Because you're probably going to buy Jurassic World anyways. 20 bucks. 20 entries. Let's get real about this. 20 chances to win Jurassic World. Only giving away one. But still, if you're going to support the show and people do on a monthly basis, and thank you all who continue to support the show on a regular basis, then you're going to get something for it. It's a raffle style giveaway for Jurassic World. And you also visit our sponsors such as Audible and Dollar Shave Club. And click through the app, Amazon Banner, chrisabal.com, and bookmark that as you go to Amazon Banner. Holidays are coming. And Amazon gives us a small commission on all your purchases. If you click through the Amazon Banner, chrisabal.com, that money goes toward putting on cape. Especially while the show is going to be not in the studio for at least two months, that money is going to sit there until we get into a new studio. And it's going to pay for the new studio. It's not going to pay for me to go out to dinners or go on cruises or anything fancy like that. No, no. That money is going to go towards the show to give you the final, finest quality show possible. And to buy drinks for Norman. I would do. To buy drinks for Norman. This is actually very important, guys. Listen, I'm thirsty. And most of the time sober. My bus is already wearing out. I don't need things. Yeah, actually, we can do a super inebriated Christmas show, which I was planning anyway to do here at the studio. It's probably just going to happen as an audio show. But yeah, we can just throw a party and have a big... P.S. I can feel a headache coming on. Already? Already. There's too much sugar in this shit. By your own admission, you didn't eat anything. And it's hot and all these other factors. So don't entirely blame the booze. I'm going to. You housed an entire bottle of wine here in one night. And I was perfectly fine. Exactly. That was amazing. It's, what's it, 3.11 in the afternoon. So maybe that's at least part of the reason. Are there nutrition facts in there, John? Probably not. No, just a government warning. You're not pregnant, are you, Norman? No? No. No. I got rid of that. I got rid of that baby. Damn. Cold hearted. Yeah. But we're the worst. Yes. Completely. And yeah, once again, guys, please do, aside from the sponsor, you're going to shop on Amazon anyway. Click through the banner at chrisabal.com. Bookmark that as you go to Amazon banner. And every time you purchase porn, you want to purchase Two Girls, One Cup on DVD. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then I don't think Amazon sells alcohol, but... They do. Nonetheless, do they? Not very. It's like liqueurs mostly. Well, sure. Liquor's complicated when it comes to shipping. Why don't you know things, Chris? I don't shop for booze online because... Jesus. Like I said, I'm not that interesting, Norman. I'm telling you, I'm a lot more boring. I'm so disappointed. I could be exuberant for an hour a week and that takes it out of me for the rest of the time. That's all I got. Anyway, yeah, bookmark, click through, and visit all the sponsor, of course, at chrisabal.com. Click support the show. Oh, I want to thank the lovely William for coming in to engineer. Thanks, William. Earlier than he was. Thanks, William. He would have. Thank you very much for coming in. I would like to thank John Karunas, who you can follow at heyitsjohnk on Instagram. And I would like to thank the fabulous Norman. Fabulous and buzzed pre-headache Norman. Oh, my gosh. Thanks, guys. For coming on here. Wow. And you can visit his YouTube channel and hire Norman as an editor. Yeah. Let me go to... Let me get it for John. What was the last show we did together? Cape 66? Cape 67? Cape 67 was the last one we did together. If you go to that post on chrisabal.com... There will be John's hosting reel, Candice's acting reel, and those are on Norman's YouTube channel. I'll put a link as well in this post. So if you go to the Cape 69 post at chrisabal.com, there will be a link to Norman's YouTube channel and you can see these videos as well. And again, we will be back next Monday night, October 5th, live at skidrowstudios.com. Also October 12th, and there will be more shows coming at you in perpetuity, but from Skid Row Studios for the rest of the month. So until next time, for John and Norman, this is Chris Abalo, and this was yet another experiment. See you next week.