what's up my friends this is oral stimulation you are listening to us on extreme xm 165
 in collaboration with skid row studios.com i am of course melissa and i'm joined by my
 amazing co-host alex how's it going tonight alex doing good thanks for asking melissa and yourself
 how you doing tonight besides looking amazing well thank you so much describe my outfit i love
 this outfit actually can you stand up i can't i will stand up for you i'm sure you are wearing
 this purple was it plum colored it is plum yes plum top with um
 was it like a black total mini skirt showing a lot of leg as always for a cold night
 wouldn't you call that like a little ribbon or is that a belt it's a ribbon
 my favorite actually accessory you have is your bracelet thank you looks like a nice cock ring
 this would make a great cock ring oh yeah yeah oh yeah perfect so you got the whole outfit yes
 i didn't get the shoes actually oh you always wear the fanciest shoes i do i'll sit down i'll
 give you a good peek of the shoes what do you think yes black heels
 open-toed yeah that works very dirty stretching out of the way yeah i can't wait to see it all
 with all my floor later you are looking ravishing in your black hoodie over there yeah it's supposed
 to rain i didn't even know actually it's cold huh yeah it's been a little chilly lady and trying to
 stay a little warm with the little hoodie action you know what when it's cold there's this jacket
 that i always like to wear that someone stole for me never gonna get it back beef devastating
 ex-boyfriend huh in case of the x's so far x i guess it's a jacket that could be replaced
 you know what i mean yeah is more precious than the x okay so we are we're gonna be all over the
 place tonight my notes are a mess i'm just giving everyone fair warning i don't know where this
 night's gonna go so stay tuned listen close if you want to call in eight hundred eight nine three
 nine five six two of course you can always reach us on twitter at oral stim or gmail oral stim at
 gmail.com and our favorite place to be is facebook.com slash oral stimulation radio
 now i was recently messaged by someone in australia his name is carl so i'm super excited
 we have callers or listeners on the other side of the world
 that's crazy is that the coolest thing ever i wonder what time it is out there right now i have
 no idea shout out to carl how's it going thank you so much for listening that's just the best thing
 ever okay so something happened this week love from down under yes that's always a good thing
 right oh yeah but something happened this week that we need to discuss what's that seriously
 what happened there was a problem your man let me down my man i'm with you
 about my man i'm of course talking about the pacquiao fight you mean the biting pride of the
 philippines you're filipino yes i am what was going on in his head he was knocked the fuck out
 he was asleep did you watch the fight yeah actually i had um we got the fight at my house
 i had some family and a few friends over and um it went silent actually it was a really good fight
 all the fights i think have been good i could
 could have gone either way it was what the sixth round that he was knocked out yeah it was like he
 had a second left i think he was ahead on the scorecards he got like um he was knocked down
 early and then he knocked down marquez they're exchanging blows back and forth i think at that
 point he got either way man he kind of had a little control of the fight at that point
 and then he walked into his fist and then he was out cold i'm so glad i didn't see the fight
 you didn't watch it at all no my week is still ruined we
 have a caller let's see what our caller thinks hi caller what's your name hey how's it my name's
 alex hey alex how's it going it's good i'm calling from fresno from fresno all right
 what's the weather like up there it's a little cold but i gotta tell you baby you're warming it
 up oh yeah warm it up thank you so much alex yeah you know i look at your picture on the
 side and i'll tell you i get all i get all wet in the hour
 oh you're watching this on the video you're so sexy
 i'm loving your voice oh i love your voice when's the last time you got fucked the last time uh
 this morning really what was his name i'm not gonna say his name i think
 huh i think that guy alex your partner i think he's gay you think he's gay
 oh yeah has he fucked you i'm very happy not yet you know what he says he likes to take it slow but
 i might agree with you maybe he'll whisper the other way if i were your partner i'd fuck you
 really now how would you take me first i'd take your little skirt off i'd bend you over the table
 on studio i'd just fucking stick it in you oh right in the studio huh yeah wow all right so now
 are you the kind of guy who likes to let his lady come first or are you just gonna take it on and go
 home oh no baby i'll take care of you i make sure you squirt all over that studio good
 that's amazing i don't know what to say is alex watching you would need a mob in that place there
 would be your squirts hanging from the ceilings it'd be like a rainforest in there a rainforest
 you know what we could use a little bit of ambiance in here so that might actually improve
 things a little bit am i making you wet baby yeah this is so hot can we get alex in on this too
 no actually i'm more of a voyeur i don't mind watching keep going you're gonna watch outside
 the window oh yeah i might actually rub one out while you guys do it well so you got a little toy
 in your purse you can pull out for me where's that banana you had she had a banana in there
 maybe she pulled out earlier i pulled that out though
 i want you to put it back in oh you are getting dirty aren't you
 i'm feeling it you got me all worked up so you listen to a lot of our shows
 and i listen every week and then that gets you all excited huh oh yeah i i go crazy and i listen
 your voice it just turns me on i love it so what's been your favorite topic so far i just like
 hearing your voice you could read the old pages when i would come really yeah oh that is amazing
 i sometimes can't make it through the whole show oh wow
 yeah you're killing me here alex i'm loving listening to your voice i think your
 fantasizing is amazing i'm not like some groovy ugly guy i'm very very
 drunk are you really can you describe yourself for me i've got a mustache
 about five ten really two hundred pounds can you do me a favor can you take your pants off for me
 they were never burned oh wow nothing so you're not wearing anything right now
 i'm completely naked i've got my black works out
 and that's it oh that's hot do you happen to have a shaved head alex
 no no can you do that for me you want me to do what uh-huh what do you want me to do i want you
 to shave everything and then i want you to stroke it for me okay i'll do that
 you're really lucky i don't work with you
 i like when you giggle i like when you giggle giggle for me some more
 oh you're making me blush now giggle some more wear your hands alex giggle giggle giggle
 oh i can't go some more giggle
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 oh my gosh alex this is a great way to start the show thank you so much for being here
 thank you so much for being here thank you so much for calling in what are you gonna
 do for the rest of it are you gonna make it through this show i'm hoping to make it i
 just alex seems like a nice guy but i just when he talks it's a buzzkill i lose it i
 just need to hear your voice will you breathe for me breathe happy for me breathe happy
 for me oh gosh i'm actually going to be talking all night long about my favorite positions
 what is your favorite position my head between your legs oh really what are you gonna do
 with your head down there i'm gonna lick you so good are you gonna use your fingers i'm
 gonna tease you oh really oh yeah i'm gonna tease you so you can't take it you're gonna
 use your fingers too i'm gonna tease you a little bit melissa i'm gonna tease you a little
 bit melissa you're kind of turning me on now alex yeah yeah this is sounding pretty
 hot i don't know if i can take all this you are quite a tease aren't you
 i'm a big tease and i would be teasing you are you gonna tease me with your big cock too
 oh yeah oh yeah what are you doing over there i just dropped something oh can you pick it
 up for me i do i should go my wife's about to come home oh don't get in trouble can you
 come for me before you go
 that's too much pressure oh come on you can do it
 if i do a little bit of moaning will you go ahead and come for me
 no because i use a pump oh really you like to use toys
 well no i could i mean i could all i get an erection with a pump oh that sounds hot
 i'm 73 years old oh really how about if i put it up for you
 oh i like that yeah you want me to pump it nice and hard for you
 yeah come on i'll pump it and you keep moaning you tell me how you're gonna come okay i pumped
 a viagra before i called oh wow are you gonna come on my face you're gonna make it dirty
 for me yeah come on tell me about it keep talking i want to hear this i want to hear
 you come
 i want to hear you get dirty for me
 yeah right there my daughter's just walked in my daughter just walked in the living room i gotta go
 all right i think i'm about to get my nut oh gosh that was kind of hot can i finish
 yeah keep going yeah come on you guys have the same name why don't you finish it off now alex
 do i need some kleenex or something was it the daughter that turned you on
 oh yeah walking in oh yeah i think that's a pride you know always being caught is always like
 add some intensity yeah so you like it when you're discovered like you you want to be low key but
 then if someone does discover you like yeah that keeps it going well maybe not like that but maybe
 more or less maybe like in public places we kind of talked about that last week you want to get
 caught don't you i miss the whacking it in public discussion i'm not really whacking it oh man i think
 more or less like there i think more or less kind of like you know like doing it or the yeah we talked
 about actually doing it in uh nature oh i enjoy i enjoy you missed our whole canoe sex thing mini
 let me fill you in my latest obsession is getting banged in a canoe on the water but actually one of
 our listeners from last week sent me a message um in our gmail inbox and she said she found a glass
 bottom boat
 oh my gosh
 oh taking it up a notch right that would be sexy you can look at the fishies underneath you yes
 you can see all that seaweed floating below you is that really cool i mean yes what if you saw
 like a shark you're like there's something in a boat it's not gonna get you i know but that
 freak you out a little bit i'll keep you safe really you and your arm
 okay you keep me safe i'll meet my life vest we'll be safe yeah it's gonna be good
 so i don't even know where we are we've had a crazy caller and we've gone back to canoe sex
 already i told you we were gonna be all over the place tonight mindy we're so happy to have you back
 i'm happy to be back you had a good trip yeah i was sick and then i went on a vacation and now
 i'm back yes yeah i'll be focused tonight i took my adderall oh oh good good i smoked my weed so
 keep a good balance tonight on the show nice all right again for our listeners out there
 we are on extreme xm 165 in collaboration with skid row studios.com you can reach us
 live at oral sim on twitter or you can call in 800-893-9562 so on the topic of toys and positions
 and all that stuff we're going to be talking about today we're going to be talking about
 all kinds of dirty sex things have you ever used a pump alex no actually i've never had
 doesn't that sound kind of hot you know what i've seen it like used like on videos and stuff but
 i've never actually personally had it done i remember be good like on your clit oh i remember
 being at a um a bachelor party and the bachelor was tied up and the girls brought out a pump
 to make sure he was up really and i've never seen a guy fight so hard
 not to get his dick up he like was like wrestlemania he like was trying to beat up like
 three girls while he was tied up the girls were had his arms down they tied him down so he wouldn't
 get up just his arms yeah well arms and legs one girl held the legs and two girls held the arms
 like they put their weight on him and then the other girl brought out a penis pump he pulled
 down his pants and everyone's like oh shit what's going on they all looked away and they see no
 you're the
 we're like oh and at that point he
 just like raised that all strength to push everybody off oh my gosh so did he get hard
 you know what i kind of want to get food at that point alex dude it was about he was the guy was
 about to get married i wasn't trying to check out his junk but that's the perfect time to check out
 a guy's junk right before they get married yeah but me checking out a guy's junk isn't really my
 um forte to begin with listen we need your stories here my stories about guys junk junk you're asking
 the wrong guy
 but if i need to i'll i know some people that know some people that know people about junk
 okay do you ever um do you ever use toys in the bedroom when you're with a girl
 yeah mostly like a vibrator does she bring it up or do you i think it depends on the moon
 or an accessory like i mean i've been with women where we've gone to like a store and
 picked up maybe like a new paddle like a furry paddle or um like a dildo where can you get those
 target i guess you can we were actually the one we went to was actually at a brickstone
 no way yeah we got a nice little vibrator from brickstone oh three speeds yeah three speeds
 and uh we put it to work man i've had this vibrator for years i have a whole box full of
 them but is it um battery operated or is it plug-in no it's battery operated i've only
 changed the batteries once it's like the most amazing thing ever really does it have a name
 no no i mean like what's the name of the toy or is it like i don't not that you have a name for it
 that's all you call it rocky i don't know it's like candy cane striped it's i'll just yeah and
 it's talk about being like seasonal since it is like the holiday season yeah i should get another
 one we should go we should go shopping for one can i go with you yeah take you okay is it just
 like a vibrator or just like does the head turn does it twist are there balls on it or is it just
 on it i mean like bearings and stuff like that balls no it's totally straightforward just
 it's not even that big it's not tiny but it's like just normal size but it can get really powerful
 does it take away from like the stimulation wise i mean is it like rubbing on your clit
 is rubbing internally on your g-spot no i never put it inside do you just rub it on the outside
 yeah that thing can make me come in like under two minutes are you serious yeah so you could
 just get like
 quickie and boom done oh yeah it's good but do you like finger bang yourself while you do it or
 just strictly outside clitoral stimulation okay i come easily really really you don't need to go
 inside for the ladies to get off yeah most guys don't realize that you don't need to go inside
 no guys if i'm whacking it like i can easily whack it without sticking anything inside me
 but you guys have some wind going on in there yeah sorry it's breezy in here i got a little
 a lot of dudes they got a lot of ass the mini was coming there not me them some cake farting
 happening in there perhaps maybe the male version that's a party for you mindy yay i know man ass
 spectacular but do you even do you like grab yourself when you do it like do you like grab
 your grab your tits or rub yourself i mean are you just straight no i barely even take my clothes
 off really yeah i i guess i it depends on the situation but i think it's a good idea to do it
 i don't know why i'm whacking it like if i'm home alone for like five hours i'm like man i'm just
 gonna have a whack in it day maybe i'll like like take my pants off or whatever but i've had those
 days yeah i could go to the bank but why let's stay here so at that point how many times do you
 think you've gotten yourself off like in one day yeah like you yourself i think like 11 for me oh
 wow is this within like a few hours i mean a 24 hour span this would be like
 like i probably went through puberty like most teenage boys where i was like whacking it non-stop
 every day so once you found it you're like wait did i really find what i found thought i found
 yeah i could do it again and again and again yeah pretty much yeah how about you melissa can you top
 11 no my my number is like six okay that's impressive because i have other things well
 you can once you do it once you can kind of keep going within like the same hour then go back to
 your normal life and then later that day that always happens i always take a shower and then
 you know like it's it's hot and steamy so you don't want to get dressed right away and then
 before you know it you're just laying down and then you're kind of bored and then you're like
 i don't have anything to do for three hours i have to ask a question because i've always wondered
 this yeah like say if you're in the shower and like the the water's like streaming down it just
 happens to spray like along your clit do you get any kind of simulation okay first of all it never
 just happens to spray along your clit it just happens to spray along your clit it just happens
 to spray along your clit well i mean like if you're in a position or you like just happen to
 be you have to really contort yourself to get into that position okay so if you sat there or if you
 stood there and you spread open your pussy lips yeah that's more reality right yeah and then you
 ran through your the water went through your clit what would you at that point kind of do it or no
 it's kind of hot but you do have to really like twist yourself around so you can't hold that
 position you know yeah and at that point
 you could kind of get some kind of sensation yeah it looks like we have a caller here i hope
 it's alex to call back hi caller what's your name hey how you doing it's me here my name is george
 george how's it going tonight i'm going well now that i'm listening to you oh thank you where are
 you from i'm from boston massachusetts boston i graduated from umass boston i was wondering one
 thing is if uh
 you know i got a little kink a little fetish
 what do you got do you want to hear it of course for sure of course yeah i'm a little shy to tell
 you but it's kind of weird and i carry on a briefcase a samsonite briefcase full of uh
 ah man full of full of oh yeah full of crow a crow feather i have a duck feather i have a swan
 feather in there
 and i have a goose feather in there okay and what i try to do with women is before i do anything with
 them we get naked you know i'm hooking up with them i take the fucking briefcase out and i like
 to it just wraps me up and turns me on so goddamn much i tickle their pussies with feathers for as
 long as they'll let me that's actually does that turn you on of course yeah have you ever tried a
 turkey feather
 have you ever tried a turkey feather
 maybe like a pheasant feather something a little firmer
 do you like that type of stuff because because it's like i i have it in the back of my my i have
 a bmw car and and before a lot of times i end up banging in the back seat and i pull it out right
 i run back i get it come inside open it up and i start doing my thing sometimes the girls don't
 like that though you know what i mean yeah definitely
 i think that's hot
 and i also got i forgot i used to work at the museum of science right
 i got i got an extinct dodo bird
 oh wow i was wondering if me and maybe me and you one night we could get together
 and then we could work and you know try it out i sterilized the feather for you and
 you know i think i think you would like it it'll turn you on a little bit you know
 so what do you do do you go up and down with the feather do you go side to side over the lips i
 got i got this wrist right my wrist has has the swivel motion like of of just nobody can match
 the swivel motion in my wrist and and women will come they come they come like doves this is just
 ridiculous the way they scream and it it's just a beautiful thing you know and do you find that
 weird do you find that kinky because half the time the girls end up i end up yelling at me
 they they tell me to get off of me you're
 weird and and you know the other time you know they maybe i'm over exaggerating because 50 percent
 of time is i think an exaggeration i'll say 75 to 80 percent of time i end up fucking everything up
 oh no no that's definitely hot you want to bring toys and accessories into but they they tend to
 think it's weird it's like i mean i i pull out a fuck you know feather and it is it's just a weird
 type of thing they think i'm psyched you know just some type of guy that needs to
 be put in a mental institution now you got to find the right kind of girl that's into the same thing
 you are because that's definitely a turn on a guy who knows how to use his hands and knows how to use
 toys have you ever seen a guy put both his thumbs in a pussy you know like a summer pussy like and
 i'm like i'm like just doing it but giving them two thumbs up you know that's what i think of
 myself to make myself giggle so i'm fucking thumbing them running real fast looking for it
 you know it is it's a funny thing but it's just i saw him pussy you ever hear of guys
 i know guys finger pussy but i like thumbing pussy the things that i do the nature of the
 way i do it sometimes it comes off very weird and some girls just don't like me what's wrong
 i'm at a loss of i'm starting to get insecure about my sexuality i think you're just with
 the wrong girls because everything you're doing sounds right yeah nothing wrong with you
 are you sure about that that doesn't in any any type of way make you feel like like this guy is
 just a sicko he's a weirdo you know no not at all i mean from a guy's standpoint i mean i don't think
 there's a problem with anything you said i mean there's nothing wrong with being a fancy that's
 cool right what's the woman's name her name's melissa melissa i i want to talk i want to hear
 the tone in your the base of your tone and your voice i want to talk to melissa i'm sorry for
 being a little bit rude and upfront but i well listen this is somebody that turns me on and
 revs me up i can have a woman's perspective because a man's perspective i've talked to
 my friends and they tend to just fucking call me you know every every name you've heard of and
 you know they frown upon what i do but i just have to do it i want to hear melissa the woman
 the fucking sexy girl's voice that i hear you know every wednesday no i don't have a problem
 with that at all i was just trying to help you find your sexuality a second ago you were
 questioning it so now at least now you found it see now you know you are yeah i want to hear the
 story so we think this is very hot we think it's a good thing that a guy knows what he's doing i love
 the idea of the thumb technique because you can get the thumbs going and then you can use your
 fingers get in there make it all nice the only problem with the thumbing right the thumbing is
 you look weird when you're summing it's like it's like halfway i'm giving like somebody a thumbs up
 but it gets stuck and you know somehow i know it sounds weird but it gets you know what i'm saying
 so i'm like going fast it's just it's just a weird like thing to look at when i'm doing it you know
 don't look at it just go with how it feels the fucking fonzi
 you know you know just the weird weird way it's just a weird thing i guess
 i think it's also i have another question forget my sexuality for the for a second if you can
 please answer this for me another weird question for the woman i'm sorry i'm sorry but i just i
 just need a woman's perspective melissa do you can you hear me out yeah what do you got for us
 uh when a woman sometimes i feel like women women like women take shits too right they i
 know it sounds kind of crazy but they they take craps they take shits and they're at the club
 maybe they drink too much jaeger and now the the stomachs rumble in and and the juice gets loose
 and the caboose and and and they got to go to just like a man you know and i know it sounds weird but
 but but how do women stay smelling good and we're like from the ass you know i mean do you have wet
 wipes in your trunk or your bag or your purse i've always wanted this all right i'll tell you
 straight up girls do not poop so we really appreciate your call thank you so much for
 calling in like i told you girls don't poop we don't talk about that we don't talk about farting
 none of that nasty stuff i think you're in denial i don't think you want to talk about it
 i think everybody does it for all of our listeners again you're on extreme xm 165 in collaboration
 with skid row studios dot com you can reach us at 800-893-9562 i think we're going to go
 to a little break and when we come back i've got 20 dirty questions for alex
 we will be right back thanks guys no we won't be right back okay never mind we're gonna keep
 talking so we've had two great questions and we're gonna go to a little break and when we come back
 so we've had two great calls so far haven't we alex yeah we haven't really got into the positions
 actually no because we've been talking about toys and bringing up different accessories
 well i know we brought up like the whole canoe thing you know what
 someone brought up what's that that sounds really good and this isn't really a toy or an accessory
 but it's actually champagne champagne dripping down a fresh shaved really yeah so you kind of have
 to paint a picture for me how would this work out okay well i'm thinking a fresh oh
 so smooth right yeah i love feeling my skin after it's shaved but um you take that bubbly champagne
 and you just drip it down a little bit and i think you you get that effervescent sensation on the skin
 okay and then at that point you kind of pour into it yeah and then it's so good and then
 lick it up so ice cold champagne yeah of course it's got to be cold let's see what our next caller
 thinks about this hi caller what's your name hi um matt my name is matt matt where are you from
 uh california california best place to be how's it going tonight uh pretty good i just uh i've
 i've seen your show online i've never actually listened but then i saw that
 you were looking for callers and i thought hey i can call oh thank you yeah so um
 what's up you just need to know if i like it uh straight or pretzel is that right
 do you like it do you like to twist a girl up into a pretzel shape
 i love it like when she's like all rolled up in a ball yeah yeah are you taking her from behind
 oh yeah anyway she's like laying on her side or she could be uh on her knees either way
 but laying on the side is really nice oh you know what you're
 absolutely right because i was with this guy recently who he was taking me from behind doggy
 style standard and then he kind of rolled me over onto my side and i thought you know i was going to
 go into missionary but he stopped halfway right so my legs were split and he was sitting up it was
 hot so like you're totally like fetal position style yeah well like the top half of the position
 sounds kind of sick though doesn't it you don't want to yeah you don't say yeah i'm sick and
 twisted that's how i roll but yeah fetal position yeah okay good so when was the last time you did
 that march march do you have a date for me uh no i don't think so and who was the lucky girl uh that
 would have been my wife okay nice so you guys like to experiment in your marriage then huh yeah yeah
 absolutely that's good have you guys ever taken things a little too far um she is a little bit
 more wild than i am i don't really like to cause pain okay and she sometimes does but i don't like
 that oh does she scratch you or bite you no it's the other way she likes me to do things that could
 hurt her and i i'm not willing to do that yeah you know what though if you kind of do it a little more gently then
 you would expect um she would like it she'll still get the sensation but you won't actually hurt her
 right right or use clothespins things like that that's kind of hot do you ever put um
 okay well we lost him so maybe his daughter walked in too
 all right so i think we're gonna go to break now i think people they get off and they hang up on us
 that could be that's hot okay so we're gonna go to break and then i've got some questions for you
 hello this is melvin ishmael johnson inviting you to listen to the cobran report monday at
 8 to 9 p.m pacific time at www.skidrowstudios.com we discuss issues that's relevant to the skid row
 and downtown community tune in and check us out
 oh
 okay i gotta say the pacific ah i hate my voice
 hate it jesus christ i hate this oh man do you guys like talking to me and
 hearing my voice because i i would hate it
 let's try it again that's not brain right yeah let me try it again please listen pacific time
 hi this is vince listen everybody's looking at me and you guys are probably
 noticing how fat i am right now you're like man i'm sweating
 hi this is you're listening to the wrap-up show with gary jabate and john hein on hour 101.
 hey this is vince listen to the more music radio pod every thursday night 10 p.m to midnight pacific
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 hey everyone you're back with melissa and alex on oral stimulation of course we are on extreme xm 165
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 what's your name we're back with melissa and alex on oral stimulation of course we are on extreme xm 165 in collaboration with skidrowstudios.com we are back and we actually have a caller so hi caller what's your name we are back and we actually have a caller so hi caller what's your name we are back and we actually have a caller so hi caller what's your name
 hello
 okay maybe our caller got nervous so we're gonna get right into our questions here
 are you ready i'm kind of nervous actually you should be i should be yeah i wrote these up um
 because these are all the things i want to know about you
 so let's see here let's get right into it okay i think we lost our caller
 oh number one okay caller uh if you can hear us call back in we want to hear what you have to say
 number one alex do you like talking dirty in bed yes what do you say i want to you my little
 really you go straight for like the dirty dirty huh of course okay i think it depends on my mood
 but usually it's like i can't wait to get my dick inside of you stuff like that oh wow all right so
 here's our caller again hi caller are you there
 hello hello hey what's your name uh my name is mark what's your name how's it going mark i am
 melissa thank you so much for calling in tonight do you have a question for us sorry one more time
 do you have a question for us tonight i do um i want to know what your favorite thing to do
 is before you uh take my clothes off what do you usually do after that
 my favorite thing is i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i mean i've never had sex before so i mean i just
 want you to tell me like how to do it okay well the first thing you want to do is get a girl nice
 and warmed up so my favorite favorite thing that a guy does is he bites and kisses the back of my
 neck and that makes me instantly wet of course i love when a guy rubs his hands gently up and down
 my my back and my arms just kind of gives you a whole body that tingly sensation
 wow that just turned me on so much usually what i usually like
 i wish i could do this to girls i'd love to just eat their pussy out yeah no just just i would just
 love to eat their pussy out for hours until they couldn't take any more and then i usually just
 stick my dick right in there and just just keep going just keep going as long as i can
 yeah that's good too but you know what if you're going to eat a girl out you need to refine
 your technique you can't just go straight in there all crazy because you'll actually make her numb
 and you're going to kill the whole thing so i usually i usually just start off soft just around
 the edges and then just just slowly just maneuver and just circular motions after that yeah perfect
 i would suggest you work over the entire area i mean from the knees up to the belly button
 pay attention
 like it if a guy like licks your because i'm into that too you know what that's hot if
 you're in the right mood so make sure the girl's ready for it and then go for it don't just go in
 there you know after she's had indian food or something well it's really important for you
 to communicate with your partner you kind of start out you start out using your fingers and kind of
 working your way around the area she freaks out
 push it any farther but if she kind of opens up to it and she gets into it then you'll definitely know
 um start by eating her and work your way down a little bit go a little bit lower and
 lower and if she kind of raises her hips up and lets you in there then go for it
 awesome i appreciate the advice uh i have a question though
 yeah personal question would you would you prefer anal sex or regular sex you know what i've never
 done anal so i'm gonna have to say regular everyone's exactly crazy i know i love i
 love i i more girls in the ass than i have more than the buses a virgin that's more girls
 in the ass than the look at that that's that's impressive mark for sure thank you so much for
 calling in we really appreciate it you caught me you caught me i'm not a virgin i've only had i've
 only had sex a handful of times i'm not a virgin but i don't know i've only had sex a handful of
 times i'm not a virgin but i don't know i haven't had too much though well it sounds like you're well
 on your way i was just trying to get some advice just before i can get on my way we'll definitely
 take it slow and pay attention to what your partner likes and you will do good thank you
 so much we'll talk to you soon looks like we have another caller here blown up tonight
 yeah this is cool are they coming maybe they're already coming that's why we can't get to them
 okay so it takes some time to get there here we go hi caller what's your name
 i'm calling from new york city what's your name new york city
 hi me hi me hi me hi me new york city honey all right how's it going tonight there oh things are
 good baby i'm gonna tell you you got a voice that's just making me crazy oh thank you yeah and
 you know what i like about you is you get right to the point i'm gonna get right to the point can i
 ask you a question sweetie yes what do you have for me what do you taste like baby oh you know
 what i love answering that question because i'm a vegetarian and it is well known that vegetarians
 taste better so it's very sweet very smooth but i want you to do here's what i want you to do for
 honey in new york city okay i want you to take that middle finger of your right hand and i want
 you to stick it in the honey nest and i want you to taste it right now and tell me exactly what it
 tastes like what veggie are we talking about stick it in now do this behind me put it in the little
 honey nest what's the listen come on melissa i am do it do it do it you got a skirt on i do have a
 easy accent and let's do something here baby oh you move your head right to the side what if
 melissa stuck the finger up there pulled it out and then to get some real perspective alex can
 sniff and describe for us whatever it takes i really want the image of i want to think of
 melissa sticking that sweet finger from her honey nest into that little love hole she calls a mouth
 what's the honey flavor tell us about the honey melissa let's not change the subject sweetheart
 i want you to take that finger and stick it in your little honey nest it's a honey nest that's
 what i call it honey melissa don't worry it's your own so it's okay that is true well i already know
 what my own tastes like it's very sweet i want to know what it tastes like tonight do it for
 hymie do it for our listener do it for our listeners yes i want to know what that honey
 tastes like it got a little kick to it tonight baby no no never it's always sweet well i imagine
 you're a spicy girl i think it got a little kick to it no it's very sweet very smooth
 i bet it is you are sweet you know what i'm actually going to let alex taste it later i think
 he's been looking at me all night long and it's making me nervous
 i'm ready to find out what he has planned for after the show i want to know what i got planned
 after the show what do you have planned for after the show oh yeah i gotta i'm gonna take care of
 some business i'm gonna tell you right now what i want you to do melissa i'll send you a hundred
 dollar bill if you send me those panties you're wearing right here on that show
 are you wearing panties tonight of course i am i'm a lady alex what color they're black let me
 verify let me see they are i'll show you look take them off baby take them off and hold them
 with the camera i'm watching you on tv yep she's wearing black panties i told you take those
 panties off and hold them up to the camera baby 100 bucks send it to our list hold it up to that
 camera baby i'll send them i'll send them to you come on put it on that ustream let me see that
 thing hold it up like a surrender like the flag you're just waving in here let me see that baby
 you gotta make sure you look like make sure you take that song off baby you take that song off
 baby hold that up for you stream hold on my baby oh my gosh you know what you know what you send me
 a hundred dollars i will send them to you how about that baby i'm not telling you to take your
 skirt off i'm just telling you to take the panties off come on baby i want some all stimulation
 that's that's not oral and i want some visual stimulation
 all right you keep watching through the end of the show and i will see if i can get those for
 you all right thank you panties off i want to see them all right well you keep watching thank you so
 much for calling me i mean i'll steal them for you tonight i'll make sure you get them
 that's kind of interesting huh what that you have listeners that want your panties
 yeah actually that's pretty admirable oh okay you got some uh you got some fans
 we have another caller here hi caller what's your name hi it's greg hi greg where are you from
 los angeles la how's it going tonight not too bad i've been having fun listening to the show you've
 had some uh pretty funny east coast collars tonight right it's late they must be drunk over
 there i think so i think uh 12 12 12 must have uh really done a number on them greg i totally forgot
 about that it is 12 12 12. how are you celebrating tonight i am uh celebrating by just relaxing
 actually watching you guys on the live stream and just uh enjoying the the show it's going good oh so
 we do have people looking for my panties huh yes
 don't let our fans down melissa i know i might show them by the end of the night make sure they
 all listen to the end of the show that way you could show them yeah oh maybe i will maybe i will
 do you have a question for us greg are you just calling to say hi just calling to say hi just
 wanted to say you guys do a great job it's a fun show oh and um and uh you know you need to
 i think every night you need to talk about grilled cheese by the way when you do the show
 greg you know i love that grilled cheese
 thank you so much for calling we'll talk to you again before you hang up
 yeah if we auction off melissa's panties tonight would you bid on them oh definitely
 and just thoughts for the next show since we have a few callers that are interested in her panties
 i think that would be a good thing we could donate to charity absolutely there's a few
 traders thank you so much for calling greg we'll talk to you soon thanks for the call have a good
 one guys bye bye wow really a hundred dollars just for that just to take them off take well show used
 panties we could do an auction a silent auction online or something that's really big in japan
 yeah this is america we're talking american us dollars right now they want to sniff them over
 there oh yeah they do i hear they have vending machines of used ladies panties yeah they keep
 them sealed in plastic bags keep the essence in we actually have another caller look at that look how
 we were doing tonight hi caller what's your name yes hello this is mountain dew hey how's it going
 how you doing very good what do you have going on tonight this guy from texas ah just doing the
 regular drinking beer yeah yeah okay all right where are you doing you know i'm from new jersey
 coast newark how you doing tonight uh i was wondering how many black guys have you uh have
 you had uh how many black guys sweated on you if you don't mind my asking you know what is
 interesting actually i have never been with a black guy never no i actually prefer the brown
 sugar i like the asian guys the indian guys those exotic looking little asian
 asian little asian guy you like the little cocks oh you know what that is totally a stereotype i've
 seen plenty of asian cocks and well i heard they had small cocktails no no no have you seen any
 asian cocks well i've seen one before in my time in my threesome that i had the other i'll say
 about last year and the guy had to tie his condom into two knots because he couldn't fit in it
 gonna roll he rolled it down half a little two inch pecker and he and
 the rest of it i get this is a chinese trick he ties the rest of it into nuts so it drags on the
 g-spot yeah well that's kind of hot actually so you were in a threesome with another guy and two
 other guys or one other guy an asian guy and as a matter of fact yeah and he had a small pecker
 he tied the condom into a couple knots and i guess it drags against the g-spot and the girl gets off
 well i can i can attest to that fact she comes and uh yeah i i came very fast but
 i i might i might have to try but i have a big you know so it's about eight inches long
 i would say about pepsi can with and um you know i i don't know i don't know why why i didn't last
 so long this time but but the asian guy the guy can and i'll give him that he he's
 got some type of hips they just move and just incredibly you know what i would suggest
 you do some type of rhythm and it it just i don't know i came fast that's good i would suggest you
 take up jiu jitsu because i've heard guys who are into the martial arts know how to work their hips
 sometimes i like a squirrel or a rabbit wicked fast you know just the pace is is incredible
 you know but the asian guy had some type of rhythm with yeah you know i i thought i could
 outdo him but he had a little pecker and it it was better well simple as that keep trying keep trying
 couldn't keep up with this little chinese little pecker it was small but i guess he had it going on
 you know to the breaker done as a matter of fact it just kept going on and on and on and on and on
 and i was sitting there trying to jerk off the rent to that pawn and with a half hard you know
 as a matter of fact well they're hard workers they know how to keep it going i would suggest you give
 him a call see what made him last so long and then report back to us all right thank you so much for
 calling in
 wow there's not another caller no there's not another caller
 so alex we're gonna get back to these questions we've made it through
 one i think it was the dirty talk that was all it was yeah you better get on it you didn't even get
 to the dirty talk and you're already uh getting some calls here so
 let's get to the next one our chinese friend there was using a condom in a new kind of
 way have you ever used toys in bed used toys in bed yes did you bring them out did she bring them out
 um but it's mutual actually yeah there's times when i've done it and there's times when uh
 let me ask you this this isn't on the list but if you've got and maybe mindy you know
 there's a you've got a box of toys right and you use them with your partner and then you're
 no longer with that partner what do you do with those do you get rid of them you can't use them
 on the next guy that would be weird what do you do do you send them on their way with them
 are you asking me i'm asking anyone who knows because this is
 this is a real dilemma here i donate them to goodwill okay i really have sexy toys oh that's
 right i don't i just do the weird stuff maybe someone can call in on that actually 800-893-956
 you and again you are of course listening to us on extreme xm165 in collaboration with skidrowstudios.com
 yeah because i've got a whole box here and i don't know what to do with them you should um put them
 in that samsonite briefcase with the feathers donate them to the feather guy yeah that's
 actually not give him more um weapons for his artillery that's kind of hot because i've seen
 those those little feathers on a stick and i wouldn't mind if a guy pulled that out on me
 and tickled your vagina that'll be hot right
 yeah you don't know let's get to question number three okay i know you already think you are so why
 do you think you're a good kisser what makes you good i kiss slow and not sloppy i think that's a
 technique that is a good technique to have i think that's key for me do you lead or do you let her
 lead um i usually lead i'm the type with that i would put my grab the girl by the hips pull her
 toward me and then just go at it or if it's one of those things where i mean like i'm holding her
 hands i would put them like um above her head behind her head and then i would go right in and
 like kiss her that's good yeah i think the timing position is always key and stuff like that
 definitely i think that's what makes it memorable memorable all right number four
 would you have
 sex with porn playing in the background yes could you focus yes would you try to emulate what you
 see going on tv um i i think it's kind of all the same thing at one point so it would be i wouldn't
 like play like um monkey see monkey do right it's not like totally copycat but i think i would
 totally um get some ideas yeah because at that point it's it's pretty simple you know it's like
 you know me on top or on top doggy style one way or the other and then the money shot
 okay there we go all right number five yeah have you ever skinny dibs yes
 really i have a pool in my backyard so yes oh so all the time not all the time probably not right
 now the pool's heated so probably not now heat that thing up i'll go with you okay do you prefer
 sex in the morning noon or night oh all day all night all day all night yeah yeah because who needs
 a job well because actually yeah you could i mean you could wake up to it which is always a good
 thing um you get a little nooner in a little quickie at night before to go to you go to bed
 i think it's always good nice all right if you could what is what kind of sexy outfit would you
 dress a girl in either to take her out or to keep her in for the night you know what i'm big on just
 like a literally like lingerie but just a trench coat any kind of trench coat would just practically
 like underwear and a bra and underwear underneath yeah maybe some leggings yeah you'd sit at home and
 no okay so say i was at home and the girl i'm talking to comes over if she comes over
 literally like just like a trench coat walks through the door takes it off and just we just
 go at it that would definitely definitely go that way oh i like that that's nice
 nice okay okay so we're on to number eight now
 have you ever wanted to hook up with a close friend or maybe even one of our callers here
 um yeah i've always wanted to hook up with close friends i think at one point or another
 i think you um you're attracted to somebody whether at the beginning of the relationship or
 you learn to get to know them and then towards the end i think that that goes through my mind
 all the time all the time yeah people interact with just like you you say when you look at people
 you see you imagine like their face what kind of moans they make or their motor or
 screamer yeah once i get to know them i don't think about it anymore it sounds like you do
 yeah i'm a guy i think about sex all the time okay that's kind of hot actually uh number nine
 and this is a huge turn on for me but don't let that sway your answer would you ever suck on a
 girl's toes yes you say it so quickly because i would there's no hesitation like you eat it like
 an appetizer i would totally like even if she's like just went to the gym i'll pull that sweaty
 sock off with my mouth oh and just go down and start sucking on her legs oh i would totally
 you know when you love someone you're willing to go all the way i mean i would if i had to but
 it wouldn't be
 my first choice well i mean i don't think i would dictate it like go in the shower and wash your
 toes so i could come over and suck them i had a guy do that to me once he was like so anti-toes
 and i was like determined to get this guy to suck my toes so finally one time we were out of town
 and i was like tonight's the night make it happen he's like okay go take a shower
 i wasn't even dirty he made me go take a shower then before i could get out of the
 shower he came in the bathroom dried my feet off and then piggyback style carried me naked to the
 bed laid me down wouldn't let my feet touch anything because he was about to put them in
 his mouth uh-huh and then he sucked on my toes for like a second screamed like a and it was
 over for a second and then he screams wow like wow i can't believe i did that or like scream
 no i mean it was just like it was over fast he was like ew oh god it hurts and then it was done how do
 does that hurt you know who i'm talking about okay everything hurt him
 which part of a girl's body do you think tattoos look best
 right on the vagina oh yeah really yeah oh that's right right down there yeah right there interesting
 have you can you
 tell me about a time you've seen a tattoo right there um i think girls have tattoos everywhere
 i've seen little playboy bunnies i've seen hearts i've seen butterflies i've seen dragons right when
 you unzip the pants that's where you like it huh yeah boom okay it's like a surprise okay
 all right we've got so many more questions here we've got so many more topics to cover
 but we're actually coming to the end of our time so again please find us on facebook
 dot com slash oral stimulation radio i've had a lot of fun tonight good fun thank you to everyone
 who's called in shout out to the callers shout out to our callers with their awesome questions
 shout out to the east coast yeah they're busy it's late night they're having a good time out there huh
 always yeah you can also find us on twitter at oralstim.com or arlstim gmail.com thank you so much
 guys
 straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever
 or is it just the hit and run